International I Hate Sports Club

What's the point of arguing with a 13-year-old? It's just as pointless as sports. Sports fandom is perfectly acceptable for kids and adolescents. But upon reaching maturity, sports obsession should be left behind with the G.I. Joes and Tinker Toys. Nothing is sadder than a grown man in a novelty spo...

NASCAR is almost neverending: It ends in mid-November and starts up again in February. (Most sports seasons are too long, but NASCAR is the worst offender.) How could anyone, besides a lobotomy patient, sustain any interest?

I am a sports copy editor at a newspaper, and I hate sports. The games bore the crap out of me, and I can't stand the people involved (coaches, players, fans, parents, et al).