Hello, I'm ChrisPark

[Fat Man]

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Don't click on that link!

My AVG Anti Virus detected some malicious software and I had to click on the [HEAL] option.

SPAM is bad enough, but now these idiots are posting viruses.

DO NOT, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!

As for you Chris Park . . . GET LOST!

HIT THE ROAD JACK AND DON'T COME BACK!!!

[Katrin]

What link? Chris Park is now gone. Dead. I killed him!

You're right Fat Man, now we're getting viruses off these bastards! What did we ever do to them? What do they want from us? I reckon Mike the Pain Train is behind the recent surge in spam here! All this crap from that airheaded loser! It is time to declare a war on spam! I'm doing all I can to reply to any spam I see in a piss-taking manner!

[Earl]

What link? Chris Park is now gone. Dead. I killed him!

You're right Fat Man, now we're getting viruses off these bastards! What did we ever do to them? What do they want from us? I reckon Mike the Pain Train is behind the recent surge in spam here! All this crap from that airheaded loser! It is time to declare a war on spam! I'm doing all I can to reply to any spam I see in a piss-taking manner!

Hi, Katrin. Actually, I deleted ChrisPark's post because its link contained a virus. And I thank Fat Man for warning us about it.

I wouldn't take the presence of the spammers personally. I don't believe that they've singled out this website because of our views. I did a Google search on the rather obnoxious RKDavid (who seems obsessed with erections for some reason) and discovered that he's posted all over the Internet. I certainly don't believe that choo-choo boy is behind the recent surge in spam here. I don't think he's capable of doing much. He probably doesn't know enough to come in out of the rain. I hate to say this and I don't want to discourage you, but most likely none of the spammers ever read any of our replies. But please go ahead and post replies to the spammers. I enjoy reading them.

[Katrin]

Hi Earl, I know the spammers will never get back to any responses we may leave them, but it is still very satisfying to take the piss out of their tripe! By the way, I threw in the stuff about Mike the Pain Train for a joke, I don't really think he's behind all this. He's probably back to his beloved "bocksing", swinging his fists around like the total meathead he is! That's all he probably can do. The lad can't type properly for shit, that's for sure!!

[Earl]

Hi, Katrin. I certainly understand the satisfaction you get from responding to those spammers. I wouldn't be surprised if choo-choo boy doesn't even know how to box. I bet he's a whiny little kid. His fictional persona may be wishful thinking on his part. And he does need to pay more attention to his junior-high English teacher.

[Fat Man]

Hi, Katrin. I certainly understand the satisfaction you get from responding to those spammers. I wouldn't be surprised if choo-choo boy doesn't even know how to box. I bet he's a whiny little kid. His fictional persona may be wishful thinking on his part. And he does need to pay more attention to his junior-high English teacher.

I don't know, but I think he is a for real boxer.

His bad spelling and lousy grammar indicates that he's punch drunk!

Probably from losing more boxing matches than he had ever won.

So, he's got to be punch drunk.

[Earl]

... or merely drunk on the spiked punch.