It's Fat Man's birthday!

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It's Fat Man's birthday!

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"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Fat Man! Happy birthday to you!"
We all chipped in to buy you 200 pieces of milk chocolate shaped like footballs, basketballs, hockey pucks, and baseballs (50 pieces each). Isn't that wonderful?!
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Earl wrote:"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Fat Man! Happy birthday to you!"
We all chipped in to buy you 200 pieces of milk chocolate shaped like footballs, basketballs, hockey pucks, and baseballs (50 pieces each). Isn't that wonderful?!

Act like a sports bore and you will be staying awake for the next 3 weeks okay?
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Happy Birthday Fat Man!

I'm giving you tickets to the World Series! :twisted:
Yes, it really is JUST A GAME.
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Sergey wrote:
Earl wrote:"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Fat Man! Happy birthday to you!"
We all chipped in to buy you 200 pieces of milk chocolate shaped like footballs, basketballs, hockey pucks, and baseballs (50 pieces each). Isn't that wonderful?!
Act like a sports bore and you will be staying awake for the next 3 weeks okay?
Thanks Earl! I love chocolate!!!

Hey Sergey! Don't worry, I love chocolate! So, I don't care what shape the chocolates come in!

I have an idea!

How about milk chocolates in the shape of jocks, football players, basketball players, baseball players, hockey players, and boxers all filled with red cherry cream so that when I bite into them the red cherry oozes out and I can pretend that I'm eating em' up alive!!!

MMMUUUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
abitagirl wrote:Happy Birthday Fat Man!

I'm giving you tickets to the World Series! :twisted:
OK, as long as you also buy the hot dogs and the beer!

Thank you!
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Order! All rise! Judge Fat Man celebrating.

Your cake is prepared,
the candles are lit.
Today is your birthday,
And I don't give a...


...swell poem like this to just anyone, you know!

Happy birthday! :D
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enjoy your day. :|
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Happy B irthday Fat Man! I hope you have a good day.
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Fat Man wrote:
abitagirl wrote:Happy Birthday Fat Man!

I'm giving you tickets to the World Series! :twisted:
OK, as long as you also buy the hot dogs and the beer!

Thank you!

You know, you're taking advantage of my generous good...all right, all right. Just this once.

I guess you will need all the beer you can drink if you have to sit through a bunch of boring baseball games. :)
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abitagirl wrote:
Fat Man wrote:
abitagirl wrote:Happy Birthday Fat Man!

I'm giving you tickets to the World Series! :twisted:
OK, as long as you also buy the hot dogs and the beer!

Thank you!

You know, you're taking advantage of my generous good...all right, all right. Just this once.

I guess you will need all the beer you can drink if you have to sit through a bunch of boring baseball games. :)
Thank you!

I would have to drink myself into a stupor to sit through a boring game.

Thank you very much! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Happy Birthday Fatman. Hope you had a great day.
Sept 30 is a good date for a birthday. Speaking from experience here .
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You mean September the 30th was your birthday, too? Well, then, a late Happy Birthday to you, SamNewman!
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