A LOW-LIFE SPORTS-SCUM SUBSCRIBED ME TO SPORTS ILLUSTRATED!

[sparkle]

Gee, sorry I made a comment, and I don't know how your inner city schools are, but here, you'd be lucky to get a Sports Illustrated. I'd be happy to call and change the address for you. I prefer Scientific American or Redbook myself, but it wasn't necessary to jump down my throat about it! Is this not a friendly board?

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Jade

[Fat Man]

Gee, sorry I made a comment, and I don't know how your inner city schools are, but here, you'd be lucky to get a Sports Illustrated. I'd be happy to call and change the address for you. I prefer Scientific American or Redbook myself, but it wasn't necessary to jump down my throat about it! Is this not a friendly board?

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Jade

Sorry, I'm not mad at you. OK?

I have been under a lot of emotional stress lately.

Anyway . . . . .

Let me be the first to welcome you to the forum.

[Earl]

Hey, sparkle, you forgot to introduce yourself. Judging from your username, you must have a sparkling personality. Were you the one who sent it to him, or was it one of your fellow "/sp/artans"?

[sparkle]

Hey, sparkle, you forgot to introduce yourself. Judging from your username, you must have a sparkling personality. Were you the one who sent it to him, or was it one of your fellow "/sp/artans"?

Hahaha, yes. Because with a name like sparkle, im so obviously a sports nut, right? And I will sparkle and shine in more ways than you ever thought about, hunny.

[Earl]

You still haven't introduced yourself.

[Earl]

... with a name like sparkle, im so obviously a sports nut, right?

A lot of women are sports fans, or you could be a guy who chose "sparkle" as a username. I could have chosen "Iamacompleteidiot" for a username. Everyone knows that a username can be meaningless or even deceptive. I chose "Earl" as a username from Earl Campbell, a former Houston Oilers football player, because he's a nice guy and because it has a Texas ring to it. (This fact alone should scandalize some of the hardcore members. ) My choice of a username doesn't mean I'm a football fan. I don't even know how the game of football is played (*gasp*). Well, I do have to admit that I now root for Andy's football team. Go, Montana State Bobcats!

And I will sparkle and shine in more ways than you ever thought about, hunny.

Yeah, I can imagine. Doing what? Cleaning up the place? (We shall see ... we shall see. )

There's more below ...

[Earl]

Is this not a friendly board?

(If you haven't already, please also read my post above.) Mademoiselle, this is a friendly board; but are you a friendly member? (Time will tell. )

[Fat Man]

Good morning Sparkle.

Nobody here is mad at you. OK?

It's when I express my contempt for sports, I've been known to cuss and swear like a ship load of sailors, and sometime I use such strong language that will even cause truck drivers to dive under the table for cover.

If you read through some of my many forum posts here, then you'll understand where I'm coming from

There is no such thing as a fat bastard. We fat guys are bitches!

I have been under a lot of emotional stress as of late so sometimes I go into bitch mode. But here lately I have gone into Super Bitch Mode!

So, I'm a big fat bitch! OK?

In the meantime . . . . .

I bid you welcome, to our forum.

[i_like_1981]

Don't worry Sparkle, the 4chan /sp/ thread moves too quickly for me to be able to pick up any information on plans against our forum and most of the people there post as "Anonymous" so as to conceal their identities. Therefore I doubt I'm going to be able to dish up any dirt on you. With no way to prove you are a /sp/artan at the moment, I shall welcome you to the boards.

But the evasive attitude is making me a bit suspicious. I'm guessing you're a girl/woman based on your username and the fact you've put your name down as Jade but there's no real way we can know! Spill the beans. Tell us all - your opinions on sports, what you feel has made you want to join these boards, your bank details...

Welcome to the boards.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Skul]

Please post bank details and send money, ok? This is not a scam, ok? This is 100% risky-free.

Remain bless.

[rotten]

Please post bank details and send money, ok? This is not a scam, ok? This is 100% risky-free.

Remain bless.

You aren't a 419 baiter too r you?

[i_like_1981]

Please post bank details and send money, ok? This is not a scam, ok? This is 100% risky-free.

Remain bless.

You aren't a 419 baiter too r you?

I was going to try that game for a bit. But I really couldn't be bothered so now I've set my inbox so that all emails from unknown senders are sent to my junk folder which I empty every day. Scam baiting is a laugh and I did make an account on the 419eater forums but didn't use it. A flash in the pan idea for my free time which didn't last. (But if anyone here has any funny baits they've done, please send me the correspondence. I'd love to see how it is properly done.)

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[rotten]

I played on 419eater for a bit. Strung along a scammer for a small time too. It was fun, but ultimately i didn't have time to continue with it.

[i_like_1981]

I thought I'd Google my internet username to see if I'd been mentioned in any 4chan threads recently; if they were planning any future raids on this site.
I did find this:

i_like_1981 is by far the biggest faggot there. fat man is just bat shit insane, obviously missing a few cogs upstairs. ...

I don't know how Google still turned that up. I clicked the link but I just got a 404 error "invalid link" page and no cached version was available. But I am definitely one of the most hated members of SPORTS SUCK on their website. It's only me, Fat Man and Earl that ever seem to get mentioned on there. Probably because we post the most. Me and Fat Man are the only ones who get trashed on their threads.
I shall be on the lookout for any more threads trashing this site on the /sp/ board at 4chan. I don't mind if they give me the odd nasty comment but using people's personal information to harass them constantly is not a joke. It's a crime and I hope to hear news of someone being brought to justice.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[sparkle]

Is this not a friendly board?

(If you haven't already, please also read my post above.) Mademoiselle, this is a friendly board; but are you a friendly member? (Time will tell. )

I'm friendly and my mother says I have a smile that could stop a train.