BEST USES FOR AN ATHLETE

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BEST USES FOR AN ATHLETE (real uses)

filling potholes
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25%
testing new food additives, pesticides, and rat-poisons
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firing out of a cannon at a brick wall (just for fun)
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42%
cheap dog food
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No votes
stuffing candy up their asses, hanging them from trees, and letting blindfolded children hit them with baseball bats
4
33%
 
Total votes: 12
CUJO THE NASTY
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BEST USES FOR AN ATHLETE

Post by CUJO THE NASTY »

yup, we all know they can kick a ball or grab a pair of 'em, but what good does that do? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Soooooooo....

What ARE the best uses for a professional athlete?
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Post by blast flame »

A then C.
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Post by Canadian_Hockey_Hater »

I dont know what to vote, I mean personally I would rather hit a pothole then a retard player. I dont want them all over my car (if i ever get one). And the pesticide thing could hurt the environment (more then having sports athletes around). That brick wall thing seems good but that might hurt the wall. Dog food is the worse, I would never feed my dog an athlete, thats animal cruelty. The candy thing, personally i would rather eat the candy and tie them up and beat them till they die. Shoving candy up their asses seems like a waste of candy... I'm going to have to say the brick wall thing, as long as i dont have to clean it. :lol:
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Post by Skul »

I just noticed -- I never voted!

Let's see... after much deliberation I chose 'Filling potholes'. Why? Well, if they're filling potholes, then they'd actually be doing something useful for a change!

No more potholes for them to fill up? No problem -- either purposely create new potholes in the middle of nowhere (so people's cars don't get damaged) or fire them at a brick wall.
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