A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words!!!

[Earl]

Although I'm not politically involved, the world would consider me to be a conservative Christian.

[Fat Man]

I have nothing against God, but only the morons who claim to worship him.

So basically, you're against all conservative Christians? That's what you're saying.

Not all Christians,

Only the ones like Pat Robertson with his 700 Club, that psycho bitch Becky Fischer with her Jesus Camp (now defunct) where children had been brainwashed, the ones who want to insert Creationism into high school science text books, etc. etc.

But most of all, I'm down on the pedophile priests and butt-banging Bishops who can't keep their penises out of little children.

As far as I'm concerned they can all just sit on top of a church steeple and shove it up their ass until it pokes out through the top of their heads!

Q: What the difference between priests and acne?

A: Acne usually comes on a kids face after the age of twelve.