HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SPORTS ROCK!

Wow! 101 years old? I guess sports really are good for you! :lol: :P
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Of course, they are, Skul. Didn't you know that? :wink:

Our senior citizens are especially active these days.

He outlived Jack LaLanne! (not really)



Although you probably won't read this ... Happy Birthday, SPORTS ROCK!
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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NO COMMENT!!!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAMPS! :lol:
Yes, it really is JUST A GAME.
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*pssst* Hey, abitagirl ... amusing, isn't it? :lol:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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I hope Gramps gets the cramps!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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Happy birthday SPORTS ROCK.!

To soothe his massive ego, I suggest we all chip in a bit and get him a gift. Any ideas?

Best regards,
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i_like_1981 wrote:Happy birthday SPORTS ROCK.!

To soothe his massive ego, I suggest we all chip in a bit and get him a gift. Any ideas?

Best regards,
i_like_1981
Yeah! I hope stem cell research gets legalized here in the USA so that scientists can grow new human brain cells to attach a pre-frontal lobe to his otherwise reptilian brain?
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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Fat Man wrote:I hope stem cell research gets legalized here in the USA so that scientists can grow new human brain cells to attach a pre-frontal lobe to his otherwise reptilian brain?
Ever since I started pumping iron at my health club, my brain has become more reptilian. :twisted:
i_like_1981 wrote:Happy birthday SPORTS ROCK.!

To soothe his massive ego, I suggest we all chip in a bit and get him a gift. Any ideas?

Best regards,
i_like_1981
I know! I know! Let's buy him a bunch of video games. :mrgreen: :wink:






I wonder if the new year will bring us another SPORTS ROCK or possibly even a Samdaman2. Ahhhh, such is life on the Internet. :mrgreen:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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I have a better idea for a birthday present.

How about a kick in the ass!!!

And then, a pie in his face and a cake turned up-side-down on top of his head.

You know, pineapple up-side-down cake!

On top of his head!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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