I require to accept such a cat.

Joyloadly · Post by **Joyloadly** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:15 pm

Hi! This forum pets lovers?
I thirst to buy such a cat

Who has this already exist?
What is the breed and what his character?

Safety · Post by **Safety** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:17 pm

I want a tailless cat. My long-haired white cat, Cracker, is dirty all of the time and he smells. He's mean and ugly too. I stopped bathing him because of the ridiculous cost of sedatives.

Earl · Post by **Earl** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:30 pm

Safety wrote:I want a tailless cat.

But you won't get one.

(just kidding)

Safety wrote:My long-haired white cat, Cracker, is dirty all of the time and he smells. He's mean and ugly too.

Sounds like a few people I know.

Safety wrote:I stopped bathing him because of the ridiculous cost of sedatives.

Cutting into your allowance, eh?

I hate to say this, Safety; but I think we can safely assume that the OP was written by a ...

S P A M M E R !

Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:25 pm

Joyloadly wrote:Hi! This forum pets lovers?
I thirst to buy such a cat

Who has this already exist?
What is the breed and what his character?

Aww, that reminds me of my grandparents cat Rosebud. (When my older brother was learning to speak he kept on calling her Rosemud.)

Safety · Post by **Safety** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:26 pm

Spammers make the best comments though.

Earl · Post by **Earl** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:33 pm

Joyloadly wrote:Hi! This forum pets lovers?

No, this forum pets haters.

Joyloadly wrote:I thirst to buy such a cat

Ah, what a classic line!

(attached by Joyloadly)

a cat that wants to eat you

Joyloadly wrote:Who has this already exist?

I've existed ever since I was born. (Well, ever since I was conceived.)

Joyloadly wrote:What is the breed ...

I don't know and I really don't care.

Joyloadly wrote:... and what his character?

People tell me I'm a character. How about you?

Joyloadly · Post by **Joyloadly** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:36 am

Thank you, well you helped me with their advice.
Here is my kitten, he would have me live.

Earl · Post by **Earl** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:51 pm

Joyloadly wrote:Thank you, ...

You're welcome, I guess.

Joyloadly wrote:... well you helped me with their advice.

I did? Whose advice?

Joyloadly wrote:Here is my kitten, ...

Congratulations. Awwww, how cute!

Joyloadly wrote:... he would have me live.

Huh? What? You mean that kitten saved your life? I don't get it.

Fat Man · Post by **Fat Man** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:57 pm

Earl wrote:
Joyloadly wrote:Thank you, ...
You're welcome, I guess.
Joyloadly wrote:... well you helped me with their advice.
I did? Whose advice?
Joyloadly wrote:Here is my kitten, ...

Congratulations. Awwww, how cute!
Joyloadly wrote:... he would have me live.
Huh? What? You mean that kitten saved your life? I don't get it.

No! Judging by the look on that cat's face, I would say that the cat is grudgingly allowing Joyloadly to live!

i_like_1981 · Post by **i_like_1981** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:07 pm

Earl wrote:I don't know and I really don't care.

Earl, don't be so harsh! I mean, the first thing I'd do if I needed to ask something about a cat would be to go to an anti-sports forum, after all!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Skul · Post by **Skul** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:34 pm

Earl wrote:
Joyloadly wrote:... he would have me live.
Huh? What? You mean that kitten saved your life? I don't get it.

"He would have me live". To me, the wording says the cat would prefer him to live. Or is forcing him to live.

Cat: Live, or I'll kill you!

Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:08 pm

Maybe Joyloadly is part of the pro-cat faction in Downing Street.

Earl · Post by **Earl** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:35 am

Lewis, I was unaware that Downing Street politics had become catastrophic.

Joyloadly · Post by **Joyloadly** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:27 am

Edit: [spam deleted]

Fat Man · Post by **Fat Man** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:37 am

OH! OH!

WE HAVE US ANOTHER SPAMMER!!!

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