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ATTENTION Spammers! We Hate Capitalism! We're Commies Here!

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ATTENTION ALL SPAMMERS! WE HATE CAPITALISM! WE ARE ALL COMMIES HERE!!!

SO, STOP POSTING ADVERTISEMENTS FOR PHARMACEUTICAL PRODUCTS ON OUR FORUMS!

WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SELL!


Well. . . we might as well be Commies . . . because we hate sports, and as we all know, not liking sports, especially football, is unpatriotic, and Un-American!

At least, that is what a lot of redneck sports fans think! Eh?

Right? My dear Comrades???
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Fat Man wrote: Well. . . we might as well be Commies . . . because we hate sports, and as we all know, not liking sports, especially football, is unpatriotic, and Un-American!

At least, that is what a lot of redneck sports fans think! Eh?

Right? My dear Comrades???
Fat Man, perhaps we need your image of you in the Russian fur cap to get the point across to them? :wink:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

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"Death to traitors! No, comrades, I take that
back. Death to spammers!"
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Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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Earl wrote: "Death to traitors! No, comrades, I take that
back. Death to spammers!"
Oh, I don't know whether one really has to choose...

I'm sure Comrade Stalin would have found enough bullets for both groups. :P

(Even if it meant diverting resources away from bread production so that people starved by the millions.)
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Let the purges of spammers commence! :D

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Lewis' signature cat is a Communist. :mrgreen:
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Earl wrote:Lewis' signature cat is a Communist. :mrgreen:
Well, it has read the works of J. B. Priestley and Das Catital!!
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"Das Catital," eh? :lol:


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Comrades,
I have just come across some evidence of the capitalists doing!!
Capitalism may have ended life on Mars: Chavez

Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on Mars, Venezuela's socialist president Hugo Chavez says.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilisation on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Mr Chavez said in a speech to mark World Water Day.

Mr Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world's problems, warned water supplies on Earth were drying up.

"Careful. Here on planet Earth, where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Mr Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water.

He added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.

Earlier this month, the US National Research Council recommended NASA's top priority should be a robot to help determine whether Mars ever supported life and offer insight on its geological and climatic history.

It would also be the first step in an effort to get samples from Mars back to Earth.

A NASA team recently tested a space suit in a setting with extreme conditions akin to some of those found on Mars - an Argentine base in Antarctica - for possible use on a visit to the red planet.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011 ... 171019.htm

I can only hope the spammers and capitalists can live with themselves!
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What exactly is it with all these bloody spammers who sign up for accounts on here and then post in this section of the forum WITH LINKS TO OUR OWN WEBSITE? I mean, why on earth would they do such a thing? What is there to gain from it? To be honest, I prefer the bona-fide spammers who just post their crappy links and get their posts and accounts deleted. At least they function as they're supposed to. But what is with these other ones who post links to the site we're currently on? Is there some sort of major malfunction in the spammer world or is this part of a new plan to bring agitation to the world of forum users? It's sure getting me wound up!

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