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Happy Birthday Earl!!!
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Happy Birthday, Earl!
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Happy birthday Earl!!!
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Happy birthday Earl!!!!

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:mrgreen: Happy Birthday! :mrgreen:
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Happy Birthday Earl!

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Happy Birthday Earl!
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We all got together to pay and get you into something you'll really enjoy! You'll be the star quarterwit, er, quarterback, for your favourite American footbore team for the day! Their usual quarterback won't mind. We didn't ask him, but we know he won't mind, as he won't even realise it, seeing as he's doing 24 hours community service after breaking the law for the sixth time in the last fortnight.

So yay for running around in armour and having guys tackle you to the ground and pile on top of you!

And it's exercise, too! Real exercise! Not that phony-baloney "gym" crap with their "personal trainers"!
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Thank you very much for remembering my birthday, each and every one of you! :D Thanks for making my day. :) I know you want me to give a speech, but I've nothing profound to say at this time. Maybe later, another day. (Especially when I'm in a better mood.) But I'd be glad to do a Google image search and find something amusing to copy and post. Let me see ...

Oh, this will do.

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ChrisOH wrote:Happy Birthday Earl!

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:mrgreen:
Quite appropriate, ChrisOH ... I've always been a sucker for monsters (except Godzilla, of course).


Skul wrote:We all got together to pay and get you into something you'll really enjoy! You'll be the star quarterwit, er, quarterback, for your favourite American footbore team for the day! Their usual quarterback won't mind. We didn't ask him, but we know he won't mind, as he won't even realise it, seeing as he's doing 24 hours community service after breaking the law for the sixth time in the last fortnight.

So yay for running around in armour and having guys tackle you to the ground and pile on top of you!

And it's exercise, too! Real exercise! Not that phony-baloney "gym" crap with their "personal trainers"!
Oh, thank you, my brethren! What a wonderful gift! I will treat it with all the respect it deserves.

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Earl wrote: Quite appropriate, ChrisOH ... I've always been a sucker for monsters (except Godzilla, of course)
Yes, that's why I thought that cake had "you" written all over it...but why not Godzilla? :?
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HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY EARL! My birthday present to you is in the mail. I'm not going to tell you what it is, but I'm willing to give you a hint. I hope you like football! :twisted:
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ChrisOH wrote:
Earl wrote: Quite appropriate, ChrisOH ... I've always been a sucker for monsters (except Godzilla, of course)
Yes, that's why I thought that cake had "you" written all over it...but why not Godzilla? :?
Just a matter of personal preference. Uh-oh, I hope I didn't hurt Godzilla's feelings.

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abitagirl wrote:HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY EARL! My birthday present to you is in the mail. I'm not going to tell you what it is, but I'm willing to give you a hint. I hope you like football! :twisted:
Why, thank you, abitagirl! :) I'm sure it will be helpful when I play quarterback for my favorite team.

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