Well, I checked your profile, and you have the forum rank of SPAMMER!
So, here's my little present for you!
Eat it in good health.
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
I didn't remember who he was, so after checking his profile (like Fat Man did), I noticed he was a spammer with 4chan listed as one of his interests. I looked up some of his posts and he was a very idiotic troll who was banned after making only a few posts.
"Mensa membership conceding, tell my why and how are all the stupid people breeding?" - The Idiots Are Taking Over - NOFX
"Basis of change: educate - derived from discussion, not hate, not myth, not muscle, not etiquette" - Hate, Myth, Muscle, Etiquette - Propagandhi
"We need to teach our kids that it's not just the winner of the Superbowl who deserves to be celebrated, but the winner of the science fair" - Barack Obama
(You've given him our delicious Hormel spam? The very best in spam for crying out loud! From what I hear, the spam he produced was of much lower quality.)