Happy Birthday to you!
You belong in a zoo!
You stink like a lion!
The monkeys like you!
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
"Mensa membership conceding, tell my why and how are all the stupid people breeding?" - The Idiots Are Taking Over - NOFX
"Basis of change: educate - derived from discussion, not hate, not myth, not muscle, not etiquette" - Hate, Myth, Muscle, Etiquette - Propagandhi
"We need to teach our kids that it's not just the winner of the Superbowl who deserves to be celebrated, but the winner of the science fair" - Barack Obama
Last night I fell asleep with the intention of napping only an hour or two, so here I am awake at almost 7:30 in the morning. There's no one awake, so I logged onto my computer and you guys are the first to wish my a Happy Birthday today so far. Thanks guys!
Now it's time for me to go cramming
"I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter." - D. H. Lawrence