The world will end this coming Friday, October 21,2011 just like it ended earlier this year on May 21,2011, but now, it's the real deal.
http://tfninsider.org/2011/10/14/breaki ... ds-oct-21/
And what really sucks about this, is that October 21 is the International Day of the Nacho!
BREAKING: World Ends Oct. 21
By Jose
In breaking news out of California, radio evangelist Harold Camping predicts the world will end on May 21, 1988 September 6, 1994 May 21, 2011 October 21, 2011.
You know what they say? The fourth time is the charm.
So there you go, you have until next Friday to get your affairs in order. If you have a birthday next Friday, this news is upsetting. But not as upsetting as it is for the rest of us to know that someone cruelly picked the delicious International Day of the Nacho as the date of the Apocalypse.
Not that we would use the end of times for a shameless plug, but this also means TFNâ??s 16th annual gala next Thursday will be the last. Tickets can be purchased here.
Now, why dose the world have to end on such a cool day like the International Day of the Nacho?
If the world has to end, then why can't the world end on a day that really sucks, like, you know, Super Bowl Sunday, or something like that?
Well, I know what I'm going to do. I'll be doing the same thing I did the last time the world ended.
I'll just get some beer and something for snacks, like chips and dip, and pickled herring on fancy crackers to celebrate the end of the world.
Only this time, instead of Ruffles Potato Chips, I'll get a nice big bag of Nachos Doritos because, it is, after all, the International Day of the Nacho, and I'll microwave some hot Jalopino Cheese Sauce, and kick back with some Amber Bock Dark Lager Beer.
And to set the mood, here is a song from a YouTube video.
THE END OF THE WORLD by Skeeter Davis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnKCE99sYE
And if the Rapture hits, and Jesus comes, and all the Christians are snatched up from the earth along with all the Christians who have died over the years, then I'll look out the window to see if there are any people floating up into the sky and if any graves opening up. That should be fun to watch.
I know, the last time the world ended, I didn't get to see any sky zombies. It was a big disappointment, a no show.
But maybe this time we'll get lucky and we'll get to see the sky zombies.
Anyway, here's some more from The Washington Post NATIONAL
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blo ... ingtonpost
I guess by "man Quakes" he means that we were all shivering in our boots in fear that the world was about to end.
Posted at 01:41 PM ET, 10/14/2011
Harold Camping says the end of the world is definitely Oct. 21
By Elizabeth Flock
Harold Camping, the Family Radio evangelist who wrongly predicted doomsday back in May, says the real end of the world is now Oct. 21.
Harold Camping predicted that the world would
end last May. It didnâ??t. (Marcio Jose Sanchez -
ASSOCIATED PRESS)
In a message on his Web site, Camping declares that next Friday, â??at this point, looks like it will be the final end of everything.â?
Newser points out that Camping explains his May prediction mistake in another post on his site. May 21 was the â??spiritualâ? End of the World, he says. As for the earthquakes he predicted, they apparently came in the form of â??man-quakes,â? since mankind shook with fear from the Rapture and the book of Genesis describes man as made from dirt.
Those who werenâ??t saved on May 21, Camping says, â??will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011.â?
But Camping isnâ??t making any big promises this time.
â??I really am beginning to think as I restudied these matters that thereâ??s going to be no big display of any kind,â? he said in an audio address after suffering a stroke in June. â??The end is going to come very, very quietly.â?
By Elizabeth Flock | 01:41 PM ET, 10/14/2011
Nah! I wasn't shaking in my boots, or my shoes, or my house slippers. No, I was relaxing, having a beer, and smoking a cigar, and looking out the window to see if I could spot any sky zombies, but I was disappointed. No sky zombies.
Anyway, this Harold Camping doesn't know shit about the Bible or the book of Revelations.
First, there is suppose to be the rapture where all the good Christians rise up into the sky, along with all the Christian sky zombies who rose from the dead.
Then, after that, the 7 year tribulation when the Anti-Christ rules the earth, and all of us rotten sinners who were left behind get to have the 666 tattooed on the backs of our hands or on our foreheads.
Gee! Nice to know we have a choice!
Anyway . . . . .
Again, to set the mood, another song from YouTube.
Larry Norman - 11 - Six Sixty Six - In Another Land (1976)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGWXpsUQJ0
666
By Larry Norman
In the midst of the war, he offered us peace.
He came like a lover from out of the east.
With the face of an angel and the heart of a beast!
His intentions were six-sixty-six
He walked up to the temple with gold in his hand.
And he bought off the priests and propositioned the land.
And the world was his harlot and laid in the sand.
While the band played six-sixty-six.
We served at his table and slept on the floor.
But he starved us and beat us and nailed us to the door!
Well, I'm ready to die, I can't take any more.
And I am sick of his lies and his tricks!
He told us he loved us but that was a lie.
There was blood in his pockets and death in his eyes!
Well, my number is up, and I'm willing to die.
If the band will play six . . .
If the band will play six-sixty . . .
If the band will play six-sixty-six.
Anyway . . . . .
But in the meantime . . . I'm waiting for the real end of the world which is suppose to be on December 21,2012 so we have another 14 months to wait for that one.
And what's really cool about the December 21,2012 date for the real end of the world, is that it's going to take place during the holidays.
Yeah! That's the best time for the world to end, is on the holidays.
I know, that on December 21,2012 I'll be celebrating with some beer and some fancy snakes.
Gee! I just love it every time the world ends!