Elaborate.Fitz301 wrote:Case in point about sports fans being assholes; see previous post.
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On what? The fact that you're a punk or the that you're an asshole?
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
How was I a punk? If you read the previous posts, Fatman was being a complete dick.Fitz301 wrote:On what? The fact that you're a punk or the that you're an asshole?
Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
You're a punk because you come on a website dedicated to people who DON'T like sports and in true jock-jerk fashion you try to convince us how there's something wrong with us just because we won't bow to sports and call it 'master'.
You're a punk because their hundreds if not thousands of sports related site for you to go and drool over sports while you're masterbating and imagining yourself naked in a locker room with your favorite player during a "fantasy football" session, but no...you feel the need to come here, a place where you're not wanted, trying to stir up trouble.
DOn't you have some homosexual sports porn to look at, i.e.; Sports Illustrated? Stop wasting our time.
You're a punk because their hundreds if not thousands of sports related site for you to go and drool over sports while you're masterbating and imagining yourself naked in a locker room with your favorite player during a "fantasy football" session, but no...you feel the need to come here, a place where you're not wanted, trying to stir up trouble.
DOn't you have some homosexual sports porn to look at, i.e.; Sports Illustrated? Stop wasting our time.
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
Again, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you because you don't like sports. However, this website is dedictated to "The eradication of sports", which seems a tad extreme. And what would this forum be without some debate?Fitz301 wrote:You're a punk because you come on a website dedicated to people who DON'T like sports and in true jock-jerk fashion you try to convince us how there's something wrong with us just because we won't bow to sports and call it 'master'.
You're a punk because their hundreds if not thousands of sports related site for you to go and drool over sports while you're masterbating and imagining yourself naked in a locker room with your favorite player during a "fantasy football" session, but no...you feel the need to come here, a place where you're not wanted, trying to stir up trouble.
DOn't you have some homosexual sports porn to look at, i.e.; Sports Illustrated? Stop wasting our time.
"I hate sports"
"As do I"
"Then we agree"
"Indeed"
"Quite"
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Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .
I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.
I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.
I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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To be honest my "new one" is yet to be torn.Fat Man wrote:Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .
I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.
I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
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YOU ARE ONE!lmc850 wrote:To be honest my "new one" is yet to be torn.Fat Man wrote:Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .
I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.
I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!


Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.Fat Man wrote:YOU ARE ONE!lmc850 wrote:To be honest my "new one" is yet to be torn.Fat Man wrote:Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .
I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.
I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
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It is quite obvious, that you don't know what is meant by "tearing somebody a new one" so I guess I'll just have to explain it to you.lmc850 wrote: I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
It means, tearing somebody a new ass-hole!
So, when you say that your "new one" is yet to be torn, I'm implying that I really don't have to "tear you one" but that you already are one!
Another words, to put it more simply so that a retardo like you can understand it . . .
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!
So, again from the top!
I don't have to tear you one!
YOU ARE ONE!
Now! Do you get it?

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!


Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
Cut me some slack im kinda highFat Man wrote:It is quite obvious, that you don't know what is meant by "tearing somebody a new one" so I guess I'll just have to explain it to you.lmc850 wrote: I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
It means, tearing somebody a new ass-hole!
So, when you say that your "new one" is yet to be torn, I'm implying that I really don't have to "tear you one" but that you already are one!
Another words, to put it more simply so that a retardo like you can understand it . . .
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!
So, again from the top!
I don't have to tear you one!
YOU ARE ONE!
Now! Do you get it?
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Yeah! It must be from sniffing sweat-socks in the football locker rooms!lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda high
I understand the you homo-erotic Macho jocko monkey-boys really get off on that!
PEEEEEEUUUUUUU!
Oh well! Whatever floats your boat!

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Well I think we just found a weakness in him, don't you think?lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda high
So... um.. druggy...
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Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
Well, I don't know if sniffing sweat-socks in the football locker room can be classified as drug use, but I imagine that it can still cause brain damage.blackdog4444 wrote:Well I think we just found a weakness in him, don't you think?lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda high
So... um.. druggy...
Oh wait! Jocks don't have to worry about brain damage!
They don't have any brains to damage!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!


Re: Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)
Sweet! ANother reason NOT to like you. Worthless stoner.lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda highFat Man wrote:It is quite obvious, that you don't know what is meant by "tearing somebody a new one" so I guess I'll just have to explain it to you.lmc850 wrote: I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
It means, tearing somebody a new ass-hole!
So, when you say that your "new one" is yet to be torn, I'm implying that I really don't have to "tear you one" but that you already are one!
Another words, to put it more simply so that a retardo like you can understand it . . .
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!
So, again from the top!
I don't have to tear you one!
YOU ARE ONE!
Now! Do you get it?
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."