Thank you for this forum! (my thoughts)

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Fitz301 wrote:Case in point about sports fans being assholes; see previous post.
Elaborate.
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On what? The fact that you're a punk or the that you're an asshole?
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
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Fitz301 wrote:On what? The fact that you're a punk or the that you're an asshole?
How was I a punk? If you read the previous posts, Fatman was being a complete dick.
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You're a punk because you come on a website dedicated to people who DON'T like sports and in true jock-jerk fashion you try to convince us how there's something wrong with us just because we won't bow to sports and call it 'master'.

You're a punk because their hundreds if not thousands of sports related site for you to go and drool over sports while you're masterbating and imagining yourself naked in a locker room with your favorite player during a "fantasy football" session, but no...you feel the need to come here, a place where you're not wanted, trying to stir up trouble.

DOn't you have some homosexual sports porn to look at, i.e.; Sports Illustrated? Stop wasting our time.
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
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Fitz301 wrote:You're a punk because you come on a website dedicated to people who DON'T like sports and in true jock-jerk fashion you try to convince us how there's something wrong with us just because we won't bow to sports and call it 'master'.

You're a punk because their hundreds if not thousands of sports related site for you to go and drool over sports while you're masterbating and imagining yourself naked in a locker room with your favorite player during a "fantasy football" session, but no...you feel the need to come here, a place where you're not wanted, trying to stir up trouble.

DOn't you have some homosexual sports porn to look at, i.e.; Sports Illustrated? Stop wasting our time.
Again, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you because you don't like sports. However, this website is dedictated to "The eradication of sports", which seems a tad extreme. And what would this forum be without some debate?

"I hate sports"

"As do I"

"Then we agree"

"Indeed"

"Quite"
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Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .

I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.

I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
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Fat Man wrote:Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .

I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.

I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
To be honest my "new one" is yet to be torn.
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lmc850 wrote:
Fat Man wrote:Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .

I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.

I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
To be honest my "new one" is yet to be torn.
YOU ARE ONE!
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Fat Man wrote:
lmc850 wrote:
Fat Man wrote:Actually, if the truth be known . . . . . . .

I hope more jocks and their sports fans come to these forums.

I love a good debate, and I love tearing these monkey-boys a new one!
To be honest my "new one" is yet to be torn.
YOU ARE ONE!
I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
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lmc850 wrote: I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
It is quite obvious, that you don't know what is meant by "tearing somebody a new one" so I guess I'll just have to explain it to you.

It means, tearing somebody a new ass-hole!

So, when you say that your "new one" is yet to be torn, I'm implying that I really don't have to "tear you one" but that you already are one!

Another words, to put it more simply so that a retardo like you can understand it . . .

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!

So, again from the top!

I don't have to tear you one!

YOU ARE ONE!

Now! Do you get it?
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Fat Man wrote:
lmc850 wrote: I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
It is quite obvious, that you don't know what is meant by "tearing somebody a new one" so I guess I'll just have to explain it to you.

It means, tearing somebody a new ass-hole!

So, when you say that your "new one" is yet to be torn, I'm implying that I really don't have to "tear you one" but that you already are one!

Another words, to put it more simply so that a retardo like you can understand it . . .

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!

So, again from the top!

I don't have to tear you one!

YOU ARE ONE!

Now! Do you get it?
Cut me some slack im kinda high
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lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda high
Yeah! It must be from sniffing sweat-socks in the football locker rooms!

I understand the you homo-erotic Macho jocko monkey-boys really get off on that!

PEEEEEEUUUUUUU!

Oh well! Whatever floats your boat!
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lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda high
Well I think we just found a weakness in him, don't you think?

So... um.. druggy...
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blackdog4444 wrote:
lmc850 wrote:Cut me some slack im kinda high
Well I think we just found a weakness in him, don't you think?

So... um.. druggy...
Well, I don't know if sniffing sweat-socks in the football locker room can be classified as drug use, but I imagine that it can still cause brain damage.

Oh wait! Jocks don't have to worry about brain damage!

They don't have any brains to damage!
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lmc850 wrote:
Fat Man wrote:
lmc850 wrote: I am what? A "monkey boy"? A jock? A sports fan? Well I've never been called a "monkey boy", but sports fan applies, and jock does too I guess.
It is quite obvious, that you don't know what is meant by "tearing somebody a new one" so I guess I'll just have to explain it to you.

It means, tearing somebody a new ass-hole!

So, when you say that your "new one" is yet to be torn, I'm implying that I really don't have to "tear you one" but that you already are one!

Another words, to put it more simply so that a retardo like you can understand it . . .

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!

So, again from the top!

I don't have to tear you one!

YOU ARE ONE!

Now! Do you get it?
Cut me some slack im kinda high
Sweet! ANother reason NOT to like you. Worthless stoner.
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
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