Sports Illustrated IS gay porn

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Sports Illustrated IS gay porn

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I was out Xmas shopping with my wife today when what should I see at a B&N on the shelf by the register. The newest issue of SI and what should be on the cover but that Olympic swimmer that the sports fags are all in a lather about.

But, instead of just him on the cover with a smile on his goofy looking face, he was posing in a suit that's water soaked and, of all things, transparent like it was some sort of twisted wet tshirt snapshot.

So I'm wondering. Isn't SI targeted at men? How many women actually read SI? If SI is targeted at men, this cover definitely qualifies as GAY PORN.

Has anyone else seen this?

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ha haha hah --no but thanks for the warning! I'll go shopping with my blinders on! I hope it's not as ugly as the mental picture I just got from your description. ugh!
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Disgusting...I'm a sure alot of Male sports-fans will never admit being turned on by that although in reality they are.
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Fitz301 wrote: this cover definitely qualifies as GAY PORN.
Frankly, I think most porn (straight, gay or whatever) is WAY more tastefully-done than Sports Illustrated. :P
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NICE ONE!!!

Great joke!

How long did it take you to think that one up?
A month? A YEAR?

I have another joke as a reply (AND I THOUGHT OF IT IN TWO SECONDS)..

Because if you really put your MIND to it, i guess it really CAN be gay porn. Which brings me to my point

"iF IT'S GAY PORN THAN WHY ARE YOU ALL JACKING OFF TO IT?!" fucking losers ahahahaha

OH BUUUUUURRRRNNN!!! lol
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