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sports rox1234 wrote:You think your so cool just cuz you insult someone is about 40 fukin years younger than you.
I think Ray and Skul, the owners of this forum should enact a new policy that nobody under the age of 18 can register to post in these forums.

A sports fan, like you, comes into an anti-sports forum, spouting off you moronic pro-sports rhetoric and getting us all pissed off, and you expect us to treat you with kid-gloves because we might hurt your feelings!

Aw! Poor baby! I feel so sorry for you!

Well, time to get out my world's smallest violin again!

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Gee! You must really love my violin, otherwise you wouldn't keep coming to me, being such a cry baby!
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Your not hurting my feelings you just think that you are.
Fat Man wrote:
sports rox1234 wrote:You think your so cool just cuz you insult someone is about 40 fukin years younger than you.
I think Ray and Skul, the owners of this forum should enact a new policy that nobody under the age of 18 can register to post in these forums.

A sports fan, like you, comes into an anti-sports forum, spouting off you moronic pro-sports rhetoric and getting us all pissed off, and you expect us to treat you with kid-gloves because we might hurt your feelings!

Aw! Poor baby! I feel so sorry for you!

Well, time to get out my world's smallest violin again!

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Gee! You must really love my violin, otherwise you wouldn't keep coming to me, being such a cry baby!
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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sports rox1234 wrote:Your not hurting my feelings you just think that you are.
Oh, really now!

Then why is it, that every time I call you "Cracker Boy" you have a screaming shit-fit, and you keep telling to stop calling you Cracker Boy! Eh?

So, your feeling are obviously hurt!

Stop contradicting yourself!
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I am not having shit fits I am just insulting you.There you learned something today stupid.
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sports rox1234 wrote:Your not hurting my feelings you just think that you are.
Oh, really now!

The why is it, that every time I call you "Cracker Boy" you have a screaming shit-fit, and you keep telling to stop calling you Cracker Boy! Eh?

So, your feeling are obviously hurt!

Stop contradicting yourself!
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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sports rox1234 wrote:I am not having shit fits I am just insulting you.There you learned something today stupid.
Nah! You're not insulting me!

You're only amusing me!

I actually think you're really funny!
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And you are not insulting me.
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sports rox1234 wrote:I am not having shit fits I am just insulting you.There you learned something today stupid.
Nah! You're not insulting me!

You're only amusing me!

I actually think you're really funny!
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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Fat Man wrote:I think Ray and Skul, the owners of this forum should enact a new policy that nobody under the age of 18 can register to post in these forums.
Eh, dude? I'm 13 and I've been a great support in Ray and Skul's arguments.
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blackdog4444 wrote:
Fat Man wrote:I think Ray and Skul, the owners of this forum should enact a new policy that nobody under the age of 18 can register to post in these forums.
Eh, dude? I'm 13 and I've been a great support in Ray and Skul's arguments.
Yeah! And I still think sports fans should be shot out of a cannon into the sun --even if everybody else around here wants to have a big group hug!
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Who would like the honor of lighting the fuse? Anyone?
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ha ha ha haha ME! ME!!!
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HERE YOU GO, COMRADE! HERE'S THE MATCH OF GOOD-RIDDANCE FOR US! :twisted:
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blackdog4444 wrote:
Fat Man wrote:I think Ray and Skul, the owners of this forum should enact a new policy that nobody under the age of 18 can register to post in these forums.
Eh, dude? I'm 13 and I've been a great support in Ray and Skul's arguments.

Yeah, with that rule, blackdog4444 would be shut out.

Or did you mean nobody with a mental age under 18? That would eliminate all the sports bores right there. :twisted:
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abitagirl wrote:
blackdog4444 wrote:
Fat Man wrote:I think Ray and Skul, the owners of this forum should enact a new policy that nobody under the age of 18 can register to post in these forums.
Eh, dude? I'm 13 and I've been a great support in Ray and Skul's arguments.

Yeah, with that rule, blackdog4444 would be shut out.

Or did you mean nobody with a mental age under 18? That would eliminate all the sports bores right there. :twisted:
Woops!

Sorry! I guess I jumped the gun on that.

Yes, blackdog4444 is only 13, but he's very mature for 13, so I guess we should have an IQ test instead.

Since most jocks have an IQ exceeded by their shoe sizes, and the mental age of about 2 then they would be disqualified.

Most jocks haven't even been toilet trained!

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For one, and only one...
I'M FEMALE! NOT MALE!
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There's a new "Sex" field you can fill in on your profile. I'm currently trying to figure out how to get it to show up on your posts.

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