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As a large person, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds, when I buy clothes, I usually have to get my pants or shorts from a Casual Male XL, or else order them from a King Size Catalogue, because in pants or shorts I need a size 6XL.

But I can still get T-shirts in any K Mart or Walmart, since I still only need about a 2XL in shirts since I'm kind of pear shaped, with a somewhat smaller upper-body and a bigger lower-body being broader in the hips but smaller in the chest.

But I like to get a plane solid color T shirt with nothing in on it, because I like to get stuff printed on my shirt, so I can express my own opinion.

I want to have something for example: like, "BEAM ME UP SCOTTY THIS PLANET SUCKS!" or else, "BEAM ME UP SCOTTY THERE NO INTELLIGENT LIFE DOWNHERE!" printed on a T shirt, or perhaps some other political statement that expresses my own opinion.

But NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!

When ever I see T shirts in larger sizes, they all have stupid football logos on them, a logo for one team or another other.

Usually plain solid color T shirts come in smaller sizes, such as S, M, or L, but very seldom in XL or 2XL or anything larger.

Why is it that plane solid color T shirts come mostly in smaller sizes? But us big guys, we can't get plane solid color T shirts, but only T shirts with stupid football logos on them. Of course, shirts with football logos also come in smaller sizes as well, so those who wear the smaller sizes have both options, but we larger guys only have the one option.

I guess, that since I a big guy, I should just be contented to wear a stupid T shirt that say Dallas Cowboys or UTEP Miners, and just shut the fuck up!

As if, we big guys have nothing else to say beside DUH, and the only thing we have on our minds is sports!

Now, on the Internet, I can order shirts in my size that says "FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP!" which is cool, because I'm going to order a couple of them, but I would also like to have something that expresses my own political opinions printed on a shirt.

We big guys are being stereo-typed. A lot of people think that just because I'm a big lug, that it automatically makes me a football fan.

I would even like to have something like my signature below my forum posts printed on a T shirt.

Being a fat guy actually has it's advantages. Since I wear bigger shirts, I can have slogans with a lot more words printed on a shirt, because a larger shirts has more room for more elaborate slogans with more words.

But NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!

I guess because I'm a big fat guy, the only thing I'm allowed to say is . . .

DUH! FOOTBALL!
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No, you said it wrong. Here in Texas we say "f'ball, f'ball."
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Earl wrote:No, you said it wrong. Here in Texas we say "f'ball, f'ball."
Yeah, and most monkey-boys say Duh! F'ball!

And of course, they slobber and drool while saying it.

As for me, I just call it Fools Ball!!!
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Speaking of us larger guys . . . . .

I found this cute drawing on the internet, and made some changes.

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I guess you can almost see the resemblance between the photo of myself in my avatar and this drawing. :D :D :D

For far too long, the good students, the "nerds" and the "geeks" have been bullied around by the jocks, and have often been referred to as "pencil necked geeks" but not any more!!!

With increasing obesity around the world these days, I have seen some nerds and geeks on University campuses who are really big, in fact, some of them are even much bigger than a lot of jocks!

Yeah, some of us are getting to be bigger than the bullies!

What goes around, comes around!

So, jocks, beware!

This is evolution at work!
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All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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Just because they're big doesn't mean they can beat anyone up.
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^ Yes it does. Fatman would kick your ass, Go Fatman!!!! :D :D
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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lol sportsrox
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lol at what monkey boy? And don't try to say that you are laughing at me because I was a sports fan like 2 weeks ago at least in your mind because it isn't true idiot.
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you were though.....

and monkey boy? Again, try to come up with your own comebacks.
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What an idiot try to find one fucking post from 2 weeks ago were I was supporting sports. I was a sports bore like two or three months ago jackass. Get a life monkeyboy and i'm calling you that because that is exactly what you freaking are! Hey thats a new comeback jackass!
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2-3 months ago? You registered on February 28th.

See, I don't have to call names or throw out insults to make a point.
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So I made a mistake shit happens. Still it wasn't 2 freaking weeks ago and again try to prove that I was a sports bore 2 fucking weeks ago idiot.And by the ay I am not being bothered by your "insults" you think your so tuff you are a joke. Anyway maybe not three months but almost two months that I have been on here idiot.
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The difference is I don't insult you.

Not almost two months either. Not even a month.

And I'm a joke? You're the one who let an internet message board completely change your stance on sports within a week or two.
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Dude are you fucking serious you are fighting a battle that you will never win! And also it has almost been a month asshole.I see that you have no proof either that I was a supporting sports a week or two ago either.
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You said you were a sports bore 2-3 months ago, then you said you have been here almost months, now you're finally admitting that you joined a little less than a month ago. Good to know.

as far as proving you liked sports two weeks ago

Monday, March 9th

It's alright to watch sports on tv but you shouldn't just focus on that all the time.I bet they aren't rapped in politics all day they are probably doing something more educational then watching sports all day.I admit I do watch sports on tv and I play sports but I don't focus on that all the time I have other stuff to do after my sports season is over or a professional sports that I watch on tv is over for the season.And there are other things that are not sports that are entertaining.So I think that you should go and get a life Detroitsportsfan08.Your very dumb.

I would like to point out that the last part of that paragraph. You're very dumb. How about some other pro-sports posts from you.

Ivy League said this
Sports is the center of civilization, and the pinnacle of peace, prosperity, and loyalty.

Without sports, there would be more violence, more boredom, and an increase of a lack of being active. It also is the best way for being sociable and interacting with other people(Ex: fans)... also In other words, YOUR ALL FAT and YOU HAVE NO FREINDS

you quoted him with

This man speaks the truth.
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