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Katrin wrote:What is this obsession with drinking glasses of Ajax?!
it was the most unpleasant thing I could think of. I should think up another, eh? :)

I'm open to suggestions.

Maybe we can have a slogan contest.

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Ray wrote:
Katrin wrote:What is this obsession with drinking glasses of Ajax?!
it was the most unpleasant thing I could think of. I should think up another, eh? :)

I'm open to suggestions.

Maybe we can have a slogan contest.

I'd rather ___________________________ than listen to a frikkin' sports bore!
How about, I'd rather whack my balls with my cane than listen to some fuckin' sports bore!

Then there's also, I rather be in Hell with a broken back!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha --you made me spit out my coffee that's funny.
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Re: the slogan contest

How about watch an informerical on TV, or watch fish swim in an aquarium for half an hour? Perhaps these suggestions will cause someone to come up with a better idea. Or take a phone call from a solicitor? Or watch the grass grow? (Well, that last one is a cliche.)
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Earl wrote:Re: the slogan contest

How about watch an informerical on TV, or watch fish swim in an aquarium for half an hour? Perhaps these suggestions will cause someone to come up with a better idea. Or take a phone call from a solicitor? Or watch the grass grow? (Well, that last one is a cliche.)
My favorite is, I'd rather watch paint drying!

Instead of listening to a sports bore, I can hold a more intelligent conversation with a house plant!
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Earl wrote:Re: the slogan contest

How about watch an informerical on TV, or watch fish swim in an aquarium for half an hour? Perhaps these suggestions will cause someone to come up with a better idea. Or take a phone call from a solicitor? Or watch the grass grow? (Well, that last one is a cliche.)
yeah! now that hits home! :)

I'd rather listen to a phone solicitor THAN A DAMN SPORTS BORE!!!
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Not including calls on our cell phones, of course, most of our other phone calls are from phone solicitors. :x :x
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Oh, yeah. I'm sure glad we've got caller ID! I know when not to answer the stupid phone. :roll:

Wait a minute. Our daughter in college did receive a call from a solicitor on her cell phone recently. It's just a matter of time, folks. :(
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