Freaky: Sports fans are insane

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Freaky: Sports fans are insane

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http://oddee.com/item_96615.aspx
(Warning: the above link includes some NSFW nudity in the form of streakers and such.)

The craziest to me is the guy who's threatening to jump off the roof because his soccer team lost! :?
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I'm speechless. :shock:
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They must be crazy. The person with that thing jutting out of his head should of gone to hospital.
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Lewis wrote:They must be crazy. The person with that thing jutting out of his head should of gone to hospital.
WOW! I saw that one!

Is that a hockey puck embedded in his head???

Yeah, these sports fans are literally brain-dead!
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Lewis wrote:They must be crazy. The person with that thing jutting out of his head should of gone to hospital.
I'm really hoping that was just a Halloween costume or something. :roll:
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RaleighRob wrote:http://oddee.com/item_96615.aspx
(Warning: the above link includes some NSFW nudity in the form of streakers and such.)

The craziest to me is the guy who's threatening to jump off the roof because his soccer team lost! :?
Um. Jesus.

Pursuant to my last comments in the "What makes sports suck", I have to look at these 'fans' and wonder, what is the point exactly?

Will someone please tell me how someone thinks that showing team spirit and team pride turns into touting a 10 foot long rubber dick with a sign that says "Bend Over" to the other team, and then tell me how do you explain that sports teaches good morals and values to our youth? I'm as down with a dirty joke as any other full grown adult, but there were probably kids at that game or any of those games, is just a little decorum too much to ask?

You look at that, sports fans. Yes, look at that giant rubber DICK and tell me that sports embellishes our youth with good morals and values.

And don't give me the 'these are extreme isolated incidents' arguments, I'll verbally toss you in a salad shooter if you do.

Uncivilized to say the least. Intolerable to say the most. I'd like to see a sports fan try and justify and defend this sort of behavior.

And just for the record, I want to point out to the sports fucks that have been championing these types of idiots that I see plenty of fat people in those photographs. Yes, you need to make careful note of that. You, the sports lovers, who insistently feel the need to point out that people who love sports aren't obese.
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Oh yes! The one with the giant rubber dick and the banner the says "Bend Over Bitch!" that has got to be my all time favorite!

I love that one!

It serves as a perfect example of how sports embellishes our youth with good morals and values.

Yeah, we need even more of these fine upstanding people in sports to guide our youth on the path leading to the high ground of good moral values.

And we all admire these famous football players! We want to be just like them!

Yeah, I would love to own a $100,000 dollar Hummer that was given to me for free, and to have the privilege of being able to park it all day long in a 15 minute parking zone, and never have to worry about getting a ticket.

And I have only the highest respect and admiration for the football player who has raped someones sister or daughter and has never been held accountable for it. It must be really cool to be a football player. You can have your way with all the ladies!

Ah yes! That's the life for me!

To be paid millions of dollars just to chase a ball, and to have all these extra privileges, and no responsibilities!

ALL HAIL TO THE NEW ROYALTY!!!
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By god. I am seriously thinking that a new species is being developed. Well might as well give it a name:
homo sportsfanacus retardica.

I think that was part of a fudge ice cream bar stickin out of the dude's head. :|
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Nice use of trinomial nomenclature blackdog! :D
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