Now, a lot of internet forums I've seen have had sick joke threads. Bad taste, yes, but funny! And it allows one to use their slightly darker sense of humour, which can be satisfying. So, I propose we start one here. Should be a laugh.
I await the first joke. I'm saving mine for later!...
Bad taste jokes?
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Bad taste jokes?
Best guestbook comment ever!:
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Re: Bad taste jokes?
A horrible one my brother told me: I Dont No Whether Jade Goody's Cancer Proves There Is A God, Or Darwin's Theory Of Natural Selection
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Re: Bad taste jokes?
I tend to stay clear of the Jade Goody ones. I feel sorry for her. But the thread is called "bad taste jokes". So, here's one for you!
What do Kodak cameras and condoms have in common?
They're both there to catch those special moments!
What do Kodak cameras and condoms have in common?
They're both there to catch those special moments!
Best guestbook comment ever!:
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
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Re: Bad taste jokes?
This joke is just horrible and disturbing:What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Answer:A watermelon doesn't cry when it gets chopped into pieces. How would anyone think that joke is funny?
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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Re: Bad taste jokes?
I got some more...
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
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Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
Because they're filled with Arab semen!
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How do Welsh men practise safe sex?
Mark an 'X' on the sheep that kick!
Let me know if you want any stronger ones... I hear quite a lot!
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
--
Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
Because they're filled with Arab semen!
--
How do Welsh men practise safe sex?
Mark an 'X' on the sheep that kick!
Let me know if you want any stronger ones... I hear quite a lot!
Best guestbook comment ever!:
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
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Re: Bad taste jokes?
I got one!Katrin wrote:I got some more...
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
--
Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
Because they're filled with Arab semen!
--
How do Welsh men practise safe sex?
Mark an 'X' on the sheep that kick!
Let me know if you want any stronger ones... I hear quite a lot!
Q: Why do Arabs wear those long robes?
A: A goat can hear a zipper a mile away!
Here's another one.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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Re: Bad taste jokes?
They've just released a Chinese version of the first Jason Bourne film.
It's called "Born Identically".
It's called "Born Identically".
Best guestbook comment ever!:
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.
- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009