Invasion Of The Tiddly-Winkers! - Speculation

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Invasion Of The Tiddly-Winkers! - Speculation

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All over the world, we see on the NEWS, we read in the papers, and we see on the Internet, the latest news of sports inspired violence.

We learn about a Soccer fan, after his favorite team lost a game, how he went Whacko and drove his vehicle through a crowd of people, injuring five and killing one, and about another Soccer fan who hung himself after his favorite team lost.

We have heard about a Rugby player who beat up his wife in a parking lot and received only a light punishment for it, a three month jail sentence after he nearly killed his wife, and another Rugby player attacking an elderly couple.

Why is it that sports such as Football, Basketball, Hockey, Rugby, and Soccer inspires so much violence?

And it's not just the athletes, but it's also the fans who go whacko, rioting in the streets, breaking windows, setting fires, overturning cars, raping and killing after their favorite team loses the big game of the season.

Do Chess Tournaments ever inspire such violence.

No! Never!

Now just why is that?

Well, I have a theory.

Chess is a game that requires intelligence, planning, and strategy, a game played by intellectuals, and as we all know, people who are well educated, intellectuals are not prone to violence. Intellectuals abhor ignorance and brutality.

Sports such as Football, Rugby, Basketball, and Soccer is for retards and morons!

The athletes are moronic, slobbering and drooling monkey-boys given to committing acts of violence and brutality, and the same is true of their many fans.

I'm surprised that Tiddly Winks as not become a nationally popular game with National or International Tiddly Winks Tournaments.

Why not?

I mean, really!!!

It's a simple childish game that would appeal to retarded morons, and for those who don't have any athletic abilities, Tiddly Winks would be the perfect game for the non-athletic drooling morons, and it would have many fans who are also drooling morons.

And since Tiddly Winks is even more moronic than sports, then Tiddly Winks Tournaments would inspire more violence among the drooling moronic fans if their favorite Tiddly Winks Champion were to lose the biggest Tiddly Winks Tournament of the season.

And since Tiddly Winks fans would all be even more non-athletic and even more out of shape than most sports fans, they would be in even worse physical condition, and therefor, too weak and out of shape to turn over cars or break windows and set fires.

Instead, they would take to the streets with 12 gauge shotguns shooting innocent bystanders on sight.

Yeah, I can see in now!

Angry and violent, redneck Tiddly Winks fans, their great big beer-bellies hanging down over their belts and down to their knees, and their pants falling about halfway down on their butts, taking to the streets, looting and shooting!

This is what the future may hold if people become even more retarded and moronic than they are now!
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Very ignorant post. I don't expect you to understand this and you'll probably shoot it down with a personal attack, but football, basketball, and hockey all require a lot of strategy.

I can't speak on rugby since I don't follow it here in the USA, but like all other sports, I'm sure rugby requires a lot of strategy.
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Polite24 wrote:Very ignorant post. I don't expect you to understand this and you'll probably shoot it down with a personal attack, but football, basketball, and hockey all require a lot of strategy.

I can't speak on rugby since I don't follow it here in the USA, but like all other sports, I'm sure rugby requires a lot of strategy.
Sports require nothing more than good physical prowess. The 'strategy' you speak of doesn't require much cogent thought. This doesn't impress me.
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Polite24 wrote:Very ignorant post. I don't expect you to understand this and you'll probably shoot it down with a personal attack, but football, basketball, and hockey all require a lot of strategy.

I can't speak on rugby since I don't follow it here in the USA, but like all other sports, I'm sure rugby requires a lot of strategy.
No! Football and Hockey and Rugby dose not require strategy.

Strategy take brains! Strategy requires intelligence!

Which is something monkey-boys lack.

All sports requires is brute force, and nothing more.

CHESS takes strategy!
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Fat Man wrote:
Polite24 wrote:Very ignorant post. I don't expect you to understand this and you'll probably shoot it down with a personal attack, but football, basketball, and hockey all require a lot of strategy.

I can't speak on rugby since I don't follow it here in the USA, but like all other sports, I'm sure rugby requires a lot of strategy.
No! Football and Hockey and Rugby dose not require strategy.

Strategy take brains! Strategy requires intelligence!

Which is something monkey-boys lack.

All sports requires is brute force, and nothing more.

CHESS takes strategy!

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Polite24 wrote:Very ignorant post. I don't expect you to understand this and you'll probably shoot it down with a personal attack, but Tiddly Winks, Tiddly Winks, and Tiddly Winks all require a lot of strategy.

I can't speak on UK Tiddly Winks since I don't follow it here in the USA, but like all other sports, I'm sure UK Tiddly Winks requires a lot of strategy.
I'm so damn sicking and tired of you saying that my posts are ignorant or implying that I'm ignorant.

I speak from experience, not ignorance!

I'll have you know, my parents taught me how to read and write before I even started going to school and when I was only in the 3rd grade I was already reading books at the adult level, and Astronomy was, and still is, my favorite subject.

By the time I was 13, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test, and you call me ignorant???

I was beaten and bullied around by you stupid monkey-boys, and I had to leave high school because some dope-dealing jocks were harassing me, and after I made the stupid mistake of turning them in, I had to leave high school because of threats made against my life.

Then I had an emotional and mental breakdown at the age of 17 and I spent three weeks in a psychiatric ward, where the patients were beaten by the ward attendants. I was beaten, and one night I was raped!

Thanks to sports, and you drooling moronic gutter-thug monkey-boys, my life was a living Hell, so you may go FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Also, from now on, when I respond to any of your moronic posts, when ever I quote you, Where ever you say football, basketball, hockey, basketball, or rugby, etc. etc. I'm going to substitute "Tiddly Winks" in your quotes, and you're going to like, it or else, you're going to just, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

You got that??? JIMBO!!!
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Like I said, I didn't expect you guys to understand that sports involve strategy. And I was right.
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Polite24 wrote:Like I said, I didn't expect you guys to understand that sports involve strategy. And I was right.
CHESS involves strategy!

Sports involves mindless brute force without thinking!

You will never convince me that sports requires more skill, or even as much skill, as doing science and math!

So you may . . . . . . .

PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!
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Polite24 wrote:Like I said, I didn't expect you guys to understand that sports involve strategy. And I was right.
It's because most of them don't.
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Polite24 wrote:Like I said, I didn't expect you guys to understand that sports involve strategy. And I was right.
OK JIMBO!!!

I will grant you that sports, like football and basketball, dose take some PHYSICAL skill, but very little mental strategy.

As a kid in school, I was clumsy, and physically un-co-ordinated. I admit it. I couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Yeah, I once saw a basketball player standing with his back toward the basket that was on the opposite side of the gym, and with one hand, he tossed the ball over his shoulder, it sailed in a parabolic arc through the air, and the ball went through the hoop, with nothing-but-net!

BIG FUCKING HAIRY DEAL!!!

Yeah, that took physical skill, but it doesn't take any brains!

But, I was not the least bit impressed, especially since he could not read or write beyond the third grade level.

A horse can run much faster than any athletic track runner!

An elephant is much stronger than any champion weight-lifter.

In fact, the strongest creature is the ant! An ant can life 60 times her own weight!

I'd like to see a human being try to do that!!!

So, when it comes to physical prowess, all the creatures in the animal kingdom are superior to us human beings, having superior speed, superior strength, superior balance and grace.

But we human beings have a superior brain over all the animals. Except of course, you jocks!

So, I suggest that you bow down and worship the horse, or worship the elephant.

Or better still . . . . .

Go to thee ant, thou sluggard. Consider her ways, and be wise.

Proverbs 6:6

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Or in Hebrew . . .

×?×? א×? × ×?×?×? עצ×? רא×? ×?ר×?×?×? ×?×?×?ם

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Anyway . . . . .

It takes very little "strategy" to block and tackle an opponent on the football field, or to dodge your way around the opposing players on the basketball court.

It doesn't take intelligence. Only speed, and being light and quick on your feet as in basketball or being strong and brutal in attacking an opponent as in football.

Any retard with an IQ less than his shoe-size can play in sports!

Don't talk to me about skills until you can grind and polish a concave mirror or convex lenses for an astronomical telescope. Don't talk to me about skill until you become a skilled surgeon who can perform delicate brain surgery or heart surgery.

Whatever "skill and strategy" that is involved in sports, it is NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING compared to what far better educated people can do.

So, in the meantime . . . . .

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At the risk of offending some other members, I doubt that Polite24 is a sluggard.
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A slimy slug?
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Ray wrote:A slimy slug?
YES!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Polite24 wrote:Like I said, I didn't expect you guys to understand that sports involve strategy. And I was right.
Yeah,
Strategy any reasonably bright 12 year old can muster up, c'mon Polite, quit trying to make these players sound like God's gift to the world, for the most part they are violent, amoral, borderline retarded low lifes. Yeah, sports was good to them, it kept them out of jail but a lot of them seem to still end up there, this applies mostly to football and basketball players since they are the most worshiped in this dumbed down country. What really scares me is that kids look up to these dolts, what a future we will have since intelligence is not valued by society anymore. You seem like an extremely intelligent guy, I cannot believe you really believe the crap you spread out in this forum, you must just enjoy getting a rise out of everyone here.

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