What's the worst sport?

[Sergey]

Football: Kicking that ball takes skill right? 0
Basketball: 7 ft guys throwing a ball into a hoop! 0
Hockey: Does anyone who plays it have any teeth? 0
Nascar: Is this a sport? Fast Cars, WOW!!! 0
Baseball: Look, someone catch that ball! 0
??????: Guys tackling each other, REAL FUN! 1


You decide!


Btw: ?????? has 1 because I voted it to the worst sport. This is voting.

[Fat Man]

Football: Kicking that ball takes skill right? 0
Basketball: 7 ft guys throwing a ball into a hoop! 0
Hockey: Does anyone who plays it have any teeth? 0
Nascar: Is this a sport? Fast Cars, WOW!!! 0
??????: Guys tackling each other, REAL FUN! 1

You decide!

Watching paint dry: Boring as Hell, but still better than sports! 0.1
Watching the grass grow on your lawn: Also boring as Hell! 0.2
Sitting out in the desert watching the cactus and yuccas grow: Beautiful to see! 9
Watching a train wreck: After that, football is nothing! 20

[Katrin]

I hate football, particularly Rangers, but in my opinion, rugby is the worst sport. It's just a load of violent, boring crap and I hate the players who think they're so fucking high and mighty. It sucks!

[Millhouse]

Whatever flavor of the month sport that happens to be causing its fans to act like the biggest retards.

This is going to be my new motto from now on with popular sports. It's fans, players (in that pecking order) and their attitudes towards each other and towards non-sports fans that make sports suck.

For now I'll go with good old American Footscrotum. Ball, I mean, football.

[natmanhan]

The worst sport is Nascar. Nothing is more boring than watching cars go in circles.

[Craig Storm]

What's the best sport?

[Sergey]

What's the best sport?

Chess if it's a sport.

[Fat Man]

What's the best sport?

Chess if it's a sport.

Polite24 likes Tiddly Winks along with his football.

Both are for morons.

Yeah, I love playing Chess.

[Craig Storm]

What's the best sport?

Chess if it's a sport.

How 'bout fooseball?

[abitagirl]

Well, basebore games drag on forever and never seems to end, and are basically like watching paint dry, and the playoffs last for weeks (or seems like it anyway) and preempt everything.

On the other hand, footbore and basketbore suck pretty much too because of the local professional teams, which means people around here WON'T FREAKING SHUT UP about them for the whole damn season, and it gets worse if either of the teams make the playoffs.

NASCAR doesn't seem to have a huge following here, but I'm sick of turning on the TV only to come face to face with cars speeding around a track endlessly instead of what I actually meant to watch.

Is hockey season over YET?

It's hard to say.

[Sergey]

What's the best sport?

Chess if it's a sport.

How 'bout fooseball?

Sucks.

[Craig Storm]

How 'bout fooseball?

Sucks.

Then how about chessboxing? Apparently it's a real sport.

[Ray]

Is shooting clay pidgeons a sport? What about duck shooting?

But the absolute worst is anything that interrupts regularly scheduled programming -as if it was BREAKING FRIKKIN' NEWS!

And NASCAR. My little sister can drive a car in circles!

[Fat Man]

How 'bout fooseball?

Sucks.

Then how about chessboxing? Apparently it's a real sport.

Chess-boxing?

No way! That would never work!

First of all, Chess takes planning, strategy, and intelligence.

Boxing requires no brains at all, and eventually boxers become punch-drunk and even more retarded. So with boxing, your brains fly out through your ears, and after losing most of your brains, there's no way you'll ever be able to play Chess.

Now, Tiddly Winks Boxing, yeah, that would work.

But it would also suck, just like all other sports.

[Craig Storm]

How 'bout fooseball?
Sucks.

Then how about chessboxing? Apparently it's a real sport.

Chess-boxing?
No way! That would never work!
First of all, Chess takes planning, strategy, and intelligence.
Boxing requires no brains at all, and eventually boxers become punch-drunk and even more retarded. So with boxing, your brains fly out through your ears, and after losing most of your brains, there's no way you'll ever be able to play Chess.
Now, Tiddly Winks Boxing, yeah, that would work.
But it would also suck, just like all other sports.

It's apparently real, although not-so-recognized. I doubt this will be interrupting Star Trek any time soon. I guess the point is to diminish one's strategic abilities by being punched in the head repeatedly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing