Spammers

[Earl]

Damn right. It's also pretty amusing when you get the odd spammer who acts like a real new member at first only to post up their spam about a day later and get their account deleted. These people are pathetic. Their sites must really be shit if this is their only way of attracting attention.

There's no difference between them and solicitors who make unwanted telephone calls to strangers. I'd go out of my mind if we didn't have caller ID.

[Geno]

Don't you really want to find a way of tracking these spammers down and making life really hard for them? Please, not even the saddest, most desperate people in the world would care about any of their tripe and sticking it on live forums against the will of the admins and members is even less likely to draw any interest to whatever they may have to offer.

Here's a message to any spammer who comes on this site, if you can be bothered to read it - if we're interested in what you've got to offer, we'll find you then. Otherwise, just fuck off and die as your pathetic, useless contributions are certainly not needed here.

[Katrin]

Yes, Geno. The bastards deserve it for wasting our time. Did anyone else see that vile piece of porn spam earlier? I accidentally clicked on it and nearly had a heart attack! People like that should be fucking incarcerated for the good of internet forums! Vile perverts.

[Fat Man]

I'm getting sick and tired of the ads for Viagra.

The last time some spammer posted a Viagra ad, before the spam got deleted, I actually posted a response to one of the SPAMed Viagra ads.

Here's is what I said . . .

I don't give a fuck about Viagra.

I don't give a fuck because I can't give a fuck!



That's because I'm too fat to give a fuck!!!

Then I told him to hit the road Jack and don't come back!

[Earl]

And why would teenage boys need to take Viagra?

[Skul]

I'm getting sick and tired of the ads for Viagra.

The last time some spammer posted a Viagra ad, before the spam got deleted, I actually posted a response to one of the SPAMed Viagra ads.

Don't bother responding -- they don't care. They post once and that's it. As long as their site's linked to, that's all that matters to them.

[Katrin]

I also responded to a spammer once. I know it's pointless to even look at their crappy junk let alone write a reply to it but it can be quite satisfying taking out some anger on these bellends knowing they won't get back to you.

[Earl]

Before I deleted the lastest Cialis spam, I wrote the following classic lines down so I could share them with you-all for a good laugh:

"A humankind is barren if he cannot complete or strengthen an institute penis for erotic activity."
"An institute penis"? What is that? Is there a Penis Institute?

"Enchanted every day, Cialis allows you to be genial anytime."
"Enchanted"? Has Harry Potter heard about this? "Genial"? I don't have to take a drug to be cheerful.

[Ray]

yeah, they get pretty creative with their ads. I think they're trying to avoid words that a lot of spam filters key on like Enhanced or Erection, etc --or maybe they're Chinese merchants who don't speak English selling capsules of ground-up brick dust!

[Katrin]

I also find it amusing when you get the odd spammer who tries to act like a proper member at first! Go to the thread in the Sports Suck section entitled "Hola everyone i'm new here". How stupid do they think we are? That guy may have done a decent job of hiding the truth had he at least mentioned sports once but apparently that's too hard for some people! I doubt these are bots; these are probably people with too much time on their hands.

[Earl]

DIS WEBSYT DESURVZ SPAM

[Fat Man]

SPAM AIN'T KOSHER!