hey! I made a haiku!

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blackdog4444 wrote:I STILL can't come up with ideas! How the hell did I get in the 99th percentile on the Iowa Test of Basic Skills in Literature?!?! :?:
Try writing a haiku about bad experiences with sports? I dunno.
"We believe in Vader, the Darth almighty, destroyer of Alderaan and the Sith. We believe in Luke, his only son, our Jedi. He was concieved by the power of the Force, and born of the senator Padme. Suffered under Darth Sidius, electrocuted, survived and partied with Ewoks. He descended to the Death Star, on the third hour he flew out in an Imperial ship and landed on Endor. He is seated on the right hand of Obi-Wan's ghost. He will come again to train Leia to be a Jedi. We believe? in Yoda.........:D
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Even then, I don't have a clue on how to put it into context.
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blackdog4444 wrote:Even then, I don't have a clue on how to put it into context.
Write a haiku about how much you love sportssuck! :D
"We believe in Vader, the Darth almighty, destroyer of Alderaan and the Sith. We believe in Luke, his only son, our Jedi. He was concieved by the power of the Force, and born of the senator Padme. Suffered under Darth Sidius, electrocuted, survived and partied with Ewoks. He descended to the Death Star, on the third hour he flew out in an Imperial ship and landed on Endor. He is seated on the right hand of Obi-Wan's ghost. He will come again to train Leia to be a Jedi. We believe? in Yoda.........:D
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