You belong in the zoo!
You stink like a lion
The monkeys like you!
And, Brigoon, don't tell me this forum post of mine is IRRELEVANT!!!
Because, today is, after all your birthday!

See! I even got you a nice birthday cake, and you get to have the whole thing!
That's because, unlike some fuck-tard in my apartment building, who was giving larger pieces of cake to Christians and smaller pieces to non-believers during a Valentines party in the lobby, I don't discriminate.
OK?