Competing For The Annual DARWIN AWARD - Morons On Parade!

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Competing For The Annual DARWIN AWARD - Morons On Parade!

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Here are 15 contestants for the Annual
DARWIN AWARDS

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Who do you think is going to be this year's winner?


DELIVERY MAN

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STEEL GRINDING MAN

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PAINTING TEAM

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AIR CONDITIONING SERVICE TECHNICIAN

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SHIP BUILDERS

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TARGET OPERATION SPECIALIST

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HARD HAT AREA


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ELECTRICAL SERVICE TECHNICIAN

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HAS MAT TEAM SUPERVISOR

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BOMB HANDLING SQUAD

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POLE WIRING TECHNICIAN

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AIRPLANE SERVICE TECHNICIAN

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STREETLIGHT SERVICE

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LUGGAGE HANDLING SPECIALIST

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AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR TECHNICIAN

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So, who do you think is going to win The Annual DARWIN AWARD???

By the way, all of these contestants played high school football.
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Re: Competing For The Annual DARWIN AWARD - Morons On Parade!

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I doubt that, since many of them are foreign and only the USA really loves american football.
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Polite24 wrote:I doubt that, since many of them are foreign and only the USA really loves american football.
In some foreign countries they play soccer, but some of them call it football.

In Spanish it's futbol.

So, you don't know jack-shit!

By the way, American is capitalized. You forgot the capital A.

Moron!!!
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Thanks for telling me something I learned when I was 6.

And you didn't mean futbol in your original post, so don't act like you did.
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Polite24 wrote:Thanks for telling me something I learned when I was 6.

And you didn't mean futbol in your original post, so don't act like you did.
Football, futbol, what the fucking Hell difference dose it make.

These people are retards who were into sports. Either way all sports are as stupid as playing Tiddly Winks!

And you're still a moron!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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