With basketball winding down, the golf bores are popping out of the woodwork. If they're not bragging about their brand new golf carts and pricey club memberships, they're nattering about the multi-millionares puttering around the invitationals.
I got stuck visiting some family members a couple of weeks ago, they were entranced by some golf tournament on the teevee. Wow, what a boring snorefest that was. I'm sure it's right up there with Wide World of Paint Drying broadcasts and watching hair grow championships.
I don't see the point in watching this. I'd rather go for a walk outdoors myself.