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[Ray]

Look at this idiocy --or am I the last to see it as usual?

It's a periodic TABLE OF SP0RTS!

http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/31221 ... 611475.png

And the poacher is using MY NAME!!!

[Fat Man]

Look at this idiocy --or am I the last to see it as usual?

It's a periodic TABLE OF SP0RTS!

http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/31221 ... 611475.png

And the poacher is using MY NAME!!!

Yeah! I just saw it.

These 4chan zoo-tramps just don't give up!

[Earl]

Look at this idiocy --or am I the last to see it as usual?

It's a periodic TABLE OF SP0RTS!

http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/31221 ... 611475.png

And the poacher is using MY NAME!!!

But, Ray, you just don't understand. Don't you see? This wonderful version of the periodic table is intended to encourage all high-school students to learn the symbols of all the chemical elements. So, from now on this periodic table of sports will be featured in ALL chemistry and physics textbooks. If you'd like, I could get an enlarged copy for you to display in the living room of your home for everyone to see.

[Indurrago]

Earl I would rather replace the team logos with something of more "interest." Like different types of swords or types of animals.

[i_like_1981]

If you'd like, I could get an enlarged copy for you to display in the living room of your home for everyone to see.

Get one for me too! I see a new design for my flat coming together...

By the way Earl, what's with the new addition to your signature? Montana State Bobcats? Isn't that a football team? Are you defecting to the side of sports? I shall have to follow in your wise path - football is the only way to go in life!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Fat Man]

If you'd like, I could get an enlarged copy for you to display in the living room of your home for everyone to see.

Get one for me too! I see a new design for my flat coming together...

By the way Earl, what's with the new addition to your signature? Montana State Bobcats? Isn't that a football team? Are you defecting to the side of sports? I shall have to follow in your wise path - football is the only way to go in life!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

DUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! ME LOVE FOOTBALL! DUH! HUH! HUH!

[Ray]

Look at this idiocy --or am I the last to see it as usual?

It's a periodic TABLE OF SP0RTS!

http://4chanarchive.org/images/sp/31221 ... 611475.png

And the poacher is using MY NAME!!!

But, Ray, you just don't understand. Don't you see? This wonderful version of the periodic table is intended to encourage all high-school students to learn the symbols of all the chemical elements. So, from now on this periodic table of sports will be featured in ALL chemistry and physics textbooks. If you'd like, I could get an enlarged copy for you to display in the living room of your home for everyone to see.

ha ha ha ha YES! That's what I want!

[abitagirl]

By the way Earl, what's with the new addition to your signature? Montana State Bobcats? Isn't that a football team? Are you defecting to the side of sports? I shall have to follow in your wise path - football is the only way to go in life!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Now now, don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he just likes bobcats.

[Earl]

By the way Earl, what's with the new addition to your signature? Montana State Bobcats? Isn't that a football team? Are you defecting to the side of sports? I shall have to follow in your wise path - football is the only way to go in life!

Hi, i_like_1981. The Montana State Bobcats is Andy's football team. I'm simply honoring him with the addition to my signature. (Well, I must admit that I also wanted to provoke a reaction from other members. ) Seriously, though, since he's a nice guy, I now root for his team.

No, I am not defecting to the side of sports. Don't worry. I don't even know how the game of football is played.

[Fat Man]

By the way Earl, what's with the new addition to your signature? Montana State Bobcats? Isn't that a football team? Are you defecting to the side of sports? I shall have to follow in your wise path - football is the only way to go in life!

Hi, i_like_1981. The Montana State Bobcats is Andy's football team. I'm simply honoring him with the addition to my signature. (Well, I must admit that I also wanted to provoke a reaction from other members. ) Seriously, though, since he's a nice guy, I now root for his team.

No, I am not defecting to the side of sports. Don't worry. I don't even know how the game of football is played.

I don't know how football is played, but it seems to involve breaking shop windows, setting fires, and overturning cars.

And some other shit.

[rotten]

By the way Earl, what's with the new addition to your signature? Montana State Bobcats? Isn't that a football team? Are you defecting to the side of sports? I shall have to follow in your wise path - football is the only way to go in life!

Hi, i_like_1981. The Montana State Bobcats is Andy's football team. I'm simply honoring him with the addition to my signature. (Well, I must admit that I also wanted to provoke a reaction from other members. ) Seriously, though, since he's a nice guy, I now root for his team.

No, I am not defecting to the side of sports. Don't worry. I don't even know how the game of football is played.

Maybe you should just root for Andy. The rest of the team could be rapist thugs. Personally i support individual people rather then being prejudice and assuming the whole team is comprised of like minded people (see it can work both ways)
ah heck, who am i kidin' ? I'm pretty much prejudice against sports people, at least until proven that they deserve my support.

[Earl]

Actually, you're right, rotten. You do have a point. Prejudice can (and does) work both ways. You may be prejudiced, but you're also reasonable and fair-minded. I was just trying to encourage Andy. Everyone who works hard at some undertaking or endeavor appreciates being encouraged.

[abitagirl]

No, I am not defecting to the side of sports. Don't worry. I don't even know how the game of football is played.

I don't know how football is played, but it seems to involve breaking shop windows, setting fires, and overturning cars.

And some other shit.[/quote]


No, that's the RESULT of football. Football is played by crouching in front of the players on the other team, slamming into them, and then standing around for an interminable amount of time. Oh, and I think a ball is thrown during that time too. And at some point some guy runs into an end zone with a ball so he can score some points, after which he dances around like an idiot.

Another way to score points is by kicking a field goal. How they come to the decision to do that, I have no idea. Maybe they decide they're tired of running around and standing around, and want to do something different? Anyway, then eventually the game ends, and that's when the fans leave the stadium to go destroy the city.

And that's how you play football.

[Earl]

And then they chant -- (muffled, stifled, silenced)

[abitagirl]

And then they chant -- (muffled, stifled, silenced)

Sorry everyone, Earl can't talk right now. He has a sock in his mouth. I didn't want to do it, but I had to.