SPORTS MUST BE OUTLAWED AND SPORTS FANS IMPRISONED NOW!!!

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SPORTS MUST BE OUTLAWED AND SPORTS FANS IMPRISONED NOW!!!

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OK, THIS IS IT! I HAVE HAD IT!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL THIS HAPPENED, BUT WHEN I CHECKED MY ONLINE BANK ACCOUNT, I DISCOVERED THAT MY BANK ACCOUNT WAS OVERDRAWN BY $39.61 AND IT APPEARS THAT I HAD MADE A PURCHASE FROM PLI*PLIMUS PLIMUS. CAUS, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS!!!

SO, I CALLED MY BANK'S TOLL-FREE NUMBER, AND I FILED A CLAIM.

APPARENTLY, IT SHOWS THAT I HAD ORDERED SOME KIND OF COMPUTER SOFTWARE.

I DID NOT PLACE SUCH AN ORDER!

I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT SOMEBODY MANAGED TO GET MY DEBIT CARD NUMBER!

SO, TONIGHT, I HAD MY DEBIT CARD DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL BE A WEEK TO 10 DAYS BEFORE I GET A NEW DEBIT CARD IN MY MAIL.

IN THE MEANTIME, WHEN MY CHECKS COME INTO MY DIRECT DEPOSIT, WHEN IT COMES TIME TO PAY MY RENT ON THE 3RD OF THE MONTH, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW MONEY FROM AN ATM MACHINE.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE, A LONG LONG LINE, TO WITHDRAW CASH FROM MY ACCOUNT TO PAY MY RENT AND TO BUY GROCERIES. SO FOR THE NEXT SEVEN TO TEN DAYS I'M FUCKED!!!

THANK YOU SPORTS FANS!

YOU SPORTS BORES EXPECT EVERYBODY TO LOVE SPORTS???

SORRY, BUT I CAN ONLY HATE SPORTS AND I HATE ALL OF YOU LOW-LIFE CRIMINAL SCUM-BAGS WHO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS!

I CAN NOT LIKE WHAT HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE! I CAN NOT LIKE SHIT! I CAN NOT LOVE THAT WHICH IS EVIL!!!

ALL YOU SPORTS FANS, AND ALL YOU JOCKS, YOU ARE ALL LOWER THAN SATAN'S TOE JAM!!!

I WANT ALL SPORTS FANS AND ALL JOCKS TO CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!! RIGHT NOW! AND I MEAN, LIKE, YESTERDAY!!!

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!!
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This is obviously another scheme from the 4channers or someone who is connected with them in some way. I don't know how the hell they could have got your bank details but you could get them done for this easily. They are taking this way too far. You have every right to be angry. If someone was using my bank account details to drain me of my cash and order a load of crap I couldn't have any use for then yes, I would be mad and stereotype groups as a whole. This has all gone too far now. The arguing on here with "John" was amusing but the harassment and circulation of your personal information is breaking the law. Someone has to stop this.

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i_like_1981 wrote:This is obviously another scheme from the 4channers or someone who is connected with them in some way. I don't know how the hell they could have got your bank details but you could get them done for this easily. They are taking this way too far. You have every right to be angry. If someone was using my bank account details to drain me of my cash and order a load of crap I couldn't have any use for then yes, I would be mad and stereotype groups as a whole. This has all gone too far now. The arguing on here with "John" was amusing but the harassment and circulation of your personal information is breaking the law. Someone has to stop this.

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Well, I might have some good news.

I did a Google search on PLIMUS and I found a toll-free phone number.

I managed to get the charges canceled off of my debit card, and the money will be refunded back into my bank account.

But it's going take about 6 business days.

Then I called my bank to let them know, and when the money is refunded back into my account they will remove the over-draft fee as well.

Also, I'm told I can get a temporary ATM card until my new card comes in the mail, then I won't have to get in line to take out money to pay my rent, I will be able to go to an ATM machine.

I may be down, but I'm not out!

I'll recover from this. I'm like a Timex watch. I take a licking and keep on ticking.

It's just that right now, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention!

Fortunately, I have plenty of food in my fridge and I have a $5 dollar bill left to get me some cigars so that I won't be having a nicotine fit until the first of the month, and I have enough loose change to get me a 40 ounce King Cobra.

So, I'm glad I'm getting this problem fixed.

Now, I'll really be a happy camper if all those low-life zoo-tramps over at 4chan would just crawl into a sewer and die!

OK all you 4channers!!! You can all get up off your knees now! I know when I've been licked!!!

Anyway . . . . .

I hope they all go straight to fucking Hell, and tumble down a never-ending flight of stairs for all eternity!

Yeah, I know! I'm a big fat bitch!!!
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This sounds more like you put your debit card # for an online order of something and got scammed bad.
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sparkle wrote:This sounds more like you put your debit card # for an online order of something and got scammed bad.
Yeah, well, I'm getting a new debit card.

I use to order books and CDs from Amazon, but I have been boycotting Amazon.

I have switched over to Barns & Nobel instead.

The reason why I'm boycotting Amazon is because they have every intention to continue selling some piece of garbage written by a pedophile named Viamund the Rake aka Octaevius Altair. He wrote a book of kiddie porn titled, Viamund The Boy-Love Vampyre.

Normally I'm against censorship, but kiddie porn is NOT freedom of speech! Oh, the pedophiles might think it's freedom of speech but to produce a work of kiddie porn, innocent little children are entrapped, and enslaved. Therefore kiddie porn is slavery and NOT freedom of speech.

Now, what really pisses me off is that when I was a kid, I got my head bashed against a brick wall by a teacher who would not allow me to check out Astronomy books from the school library.

Yet, this lowlife, Viamund The Rake can publish a sick book of poetry that is all about butt-banging little boys!

This is Viamund The Rake.

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He looks like a typical low-life scum.

That is why I'm boycotting Amazon, for publishing his piece of drek!

I have switched over to Barns & Nobel because they will not sell that worthless trash written by a low-life pedophile scum-bag piece of dog shit!
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Now, I think he looks much better in this picture!

Anyway . . . . .

I will no longer order anything on line using my debit card.

Instead, I will send a check or money order through the snail mail if I want to order anything.

Yeah! Thanks to sports scum I have to do things the primitive way!
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I'm pretty uncomfortable with pedophilia, but implying your going to murder someone is kind of whacked out. If u are seriously worried about 4chan people making fun of you, you might want to take that down. Just trying to help.
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Sparkle is right.
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sparkle wrote:I'm pretty uncomfortable with pedophilia, but implying your going to murder someone is kind of whacked out. If u are seriously worried about 4chan people making fun of you, you might want to take that down. Just trying to help.
Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to anybody.

I'm just angry right now.

Now I'm having more problems.

This evening, my phone has been cutting off when I answer it.

No, it's not harassing phone calls anymore. The caller ID shows it's people I know, but when I answer my phone, it cuts off.

Doesn't anything work anymore???

Our technology is falling apart, and nobody knows hows to fix it.

No, here in the USA we only know how to fold paper footballs!
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I'm sorry. It's probably unrelated. Try doing a battery pull on the phone.
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Fatman,
I am now on my 3rd VISA card in three months because of scumbag hackers stealing my card info. You are not alone my friend. Like you, someone bought software and charged it to my card. The jocks must be hiring hackers to do this to you because they do not have the brains to do it themselves.
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sparkle wrote:I'm pretty uncomfortable with pedophilia, but implying your going to murder someone is kind of whacked out. If u are seriously worried about 4chan people making fun of you, you might want to take that down. Just trying to help.
Probably a good idea there.
I was back on the 4chan /sp/ thread last night and I saw they had taken bits out of the original post and were actually expressing opinions on why they disliked it instead of just laughing. The /sp/artans may be pining for the position of moral compass now given some of the rants on here against them and their kind and we don't want to give them that advantage. They came on here attacking in the first place; now I think they have been given reason to. And I didn't help with my massive response to "John", but I think later, I'll have fun experimenting with that "copypasta" and take it off in a 1981 direction. Do I post it up on 4chan? Well, I don't think that's such a good idea.
But I have to admit, the recent guestbook comment which used that "copypasta" in an attempt to mock the British was funny. I laughed at that. Yes, I know I am British, but I can laugh at that as that's how the snobs speak, not everybody. It does not apply for all people who live here; very very few as a matter of fact. So I found it humorous.
Anyways, returning to the point of my post, as fun as it may be to shout DIE DIE DIE! at the sports fans, the people on 4chan are only going to use this to their advantage. I don't want to see them proved right. Seeing as how they came on here with the intent to upset, annoy and harass people, they are the original bad guys and the starters of this argument. I think the best idea now is to not do anything that would attract a strong negative response or lots of criticism on there. We could all do without any more of it.

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Right, 1981. The absolute worst thing anyone can do if trying not to attract attention is throw childish fits. I absolutely hate sports. Yuck. But I don't say I wish all athletes should be in prison and I don't think Fat Man feels that way.
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sparkle wrote:Right, 1981. The absolute worst thing anyone can do if trying not to attract attention is throw childish fits. I absolutely hate sports. Yuck. But I don't say I wish all athletes should be in prison and I don't think Fat Man feels that way.
Football players who rape, sports fans who riot in the streets destroying property, bullies who physically assault people, and anyone who steals from my bank account, they all belong in jail.

Not IN the jail, but UNDER the jail!!!

Now if sports fans would just sit there quietly drooling after the games are over instead of rioting in the streets, then fine! They should either just clap their hands and say "DUH HUH! WE WON!" or cry in their beer and say "DUH HUH! THEY LOST!", then after that, they should just go home from the games in an orderly fashion and . . . . . shut the fuck up!
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greencom wrote:Fatman,
I am now on my 3rd VISA card in three months because of scumbag hackers stealing my card info. You are not alone my friend. Like you, someone bought software and charged it to my card. The jocks must be hiring hackers to do this to you because they do not have the brains to do it themselves.
Yes, and any nerd or techno-geek who was hired by the jocks to hack into my account, he is no longer a true nerd or geek anymore! He is a traitor to all of his fellow nerds and geeks everywhere.

He is worse than a jock, he is a fascist Nazi jock collaborator.

Jocks are so stupid, the only harm they know how to do is physical harm, like beating up on people or raping women, or even killing people. So they resort to physical bullying because they lack the brains to do any hacking.

But jocks have enough money to hire hackers. Money is what make jocks so dangerous.

Jocks should not be allowed to have money or own property.

Instead, jocks should be kept in cages when they're off the field and fed raw meat, and their cages hosed down every day to be kept clean.

That is the only way professional jocks can be rendered harmless.

Well, I just checked my on line bank account again, and here is the result.

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Ending Balance as of 02/25/10 -$39.61
Available Balance -$109.61

02/26/10 OVERDRAFT FEE $35.00
02/26/10 OVERDRAFT FEE $35.00
02/25/10 CHECK CRD PURCHASE 02/25 PLI*8773074435 IDSHLD plimus.com CA $19.89
02/25/10 CHECK CRD PURCHASE 02/25 PLI*8773172874AMERPAT plimus.com CA $19.95
========================================

I am now -$109.61 in the hole! A negative balance of -$109.61 thanks to moronic jocks and sports fans with negative IQs

It will take about 6 business days before the charges from plimus.com is refunded back into my bank account, and the bank has promised that after that occurs, the overdraft fees will be removed.

But in the meantime, I'm fucked, because I'm going to be late in paying my rent after the money has been refunded back into my account and the overdraft fees removed.

Why can't sports fans accept that fact that not everybody likes sports?

But NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Perhaps I should go around beating the holy crap out of people who don't like to play chess, or people who don't like to listen to classical music, or people who don't enjoy reading books, or I should find somebody smart enough to hack into their on line bank accounts and really fuck up their lives for them.

Then when they check their on line bank accounts, it would show a balance of 1 shirt button and 2 shoe laces!

Yeah! That's the ticket!

No, I have a better idea.

How about installing scanners in the doorways of all the public buildings, and if the scanner detects anyone who doesn't have a brain inside the head, or a brain that is way too small about the size of a peanut, and is wearing a prosthetic forehead in order to look more human, then they should be shot on sight!

That would eliminate all the jocks and sports fans.

OK, everybody! That's only a joke! I'm only kidding! OK??
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Fat Man wrote:
sparkle wrote:Right, 1981. The absolute worst thing anyone can do if trying not to attract attention is throw childish fits. I absolutely hate sports. Yuck. But I don't say I wish all athletes should be in prison and I don't think Fat Man feels that way.
Football players who rape, sports fans who riot in the streets destroying property, bullies who physically assault people, and anyone who steals from my bank account, they all belong in jail.

Not IN the jail, but UNDER the jail!!!

Now if sports fans would just sit there quietly drooling after the games are over instead of rioting in the streets, then fine! They should either just clap their hands and say "DUH HUH! WE WON!" or cry in their beer and say "DUH HUH! THEY LOST!", then after that, they should just go home from the games in an orderly fashion and . . . . . shut the fuck up!
Excuse you. There's a difference between hating the sport and hating all individuals that play sports. You say they treat you so bad and yet you critisize them with such a broad brush? Maybe a fat nerd stole from your account. You don't know.

I'm sure you've done and said things you'd regret, and you're not a representation of all white men who don't like sports. When u make it an Us vs. Them thing, you isolate yourself and moss out on making your point and coming to a better understanding. You just have this wall of anger I can't figure out.
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