SPORTS MUST BE OUTLAWED AND SPORTS FANS IMPRISONED NOW!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:53 am
OK, THIS IS IT! I HAVE HAD IT!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL THIS HAPPENED, BUT WHEN I CHECKED MY ONLINE BANK ACCOUNT, I DISCOVERED THAT MY BANK ACCOUNT WAS OVERDRAWN BY $39.61 AND IT APPEARS THAT I HAD MADE A PURCHASE FROM PLI*PLIMUS PLIMUS. CAUS, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS!!!
SO, I CALLED MY BANK'S TOLL-FREE NUMBER, AND I FILED A CLAIM.
APPARENTLY, IT SHOWS THAT I HAD ORDERED SOME KIND OF COMPUTER SOFTWARE.
I DID NOT PLACE SUCH AN ORDER!
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT SOMEBODY MANAGED TO GET MY DEBIT CARD NUMBER!
SO, TONIGHT, I HAD MY DEBIT CARD DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL BE A WEEK TO 10 DAYS BEFORE I GET A NEW DEBIT CARD IN MY MAIL.
IN THE MEANTIME, WHEN MY CHECKS COME INTO MY DIRECT DEPOSIT, WHEN IT COMES TIME TO PAY MY RENT ON THE 3RD OF THE MONTH, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW MONEY FROM AN ATM MACHINE.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE, A LONG LONG LINE, TO WITHDRAW CASH FROM MY ACCOUNT TO PAY MY RENT AND TO BUY GROCERIES. SO FOR THE NEXT SEVEN TO TEN DAYS I'M FUCKED!!!
THANK YOU SPORTS FANS!
YOU SPORTS BORES EXPECT EVERYBODY TO LOVE SPORTS???
SORRY, BUT I CAN ONLY HATE SPORTS AND I HATE ALL OF YOU LOW-LIFE CRIMINAL SCUM-BAGS WHO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS!
I CAN NOT LIKE WHAT HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE! I CAN NOT LIKE SHIT! I CAN NOT LOVE THAT WHICH IS EVIL!!!
ALL YOU SPORTS FANS, AND ALL YOU JOCKS, YOU ARE ALL LOWER THAN SATAN'S TOE JAM!!!
I WANT ALL SPORTS FANS AND ALL JOCKS TO CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!! RIGHT NOW! AND I MEAN, LIKE, YESTERDAY!!!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL THIS HAPPENED, BUT WHEN I CHECKED MY ONLINE BANK ACCOUNT, I DISCOVERED THAT MY BANK ACCOUNT WAS OVERDRAWN BY $39.61 AND IT APPEARS THAT I HAD MADE A PURCHASE FROM PLI*PLIMUS PLIMUS. CAUS, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS!!!
SO, I CALLED MY BANK'S TOLL-FREE NUMBER, AND I FILED A CLAIM.
APPARENTLY, IT SHOWS THAT I HAD ORDERED SOME KIND OF COMPUTER SOFTWARE.
I DID NOT PLACE SUCH AN ORDER!
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT SOMEBODY MANAGED TO GET MY DEBIT CARD NUMBER!
SO, TONIGHT, I HAD MY DEBIT CARD DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL BE A WEEK TO 10 DAYS BEFORE I GET A NEW DEBIT CARD IN MY MAIL.
IN THE MEANTIME, WHEN MY CHECKS COME INTO MY DIRECT DEPOSIT, WHEN IT COMES TIME TO PAY MY RENT ON THE 3RD OF THE MONTH, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW MONEY FROM AN ATM MACHINE.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE, A LONG LONG LINE, TO WITHDRAW CASH FROM MY ACCOUNT TO PAY MY RENT AND TO BUY GROCERIES. SO FOR THE NEXT SEVEN TO TEN DAYS I'M FUCKED!!!
THANK YOU SPORTS FANS!
YOU SPORTS BORES EXPECT EVERYBODY TO LOVE SPORTS???
SORRY, BUT I CAN ONLY HATE SPORTS AND I HATE ALL OF YOU LOW-LIFE CRIMINAL SCUM-BAGS WHO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS!
I CAN NOT LIKE WHAT HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE! I CAN NOT LIKE SHIT! I CAN NOT LOVE THAT WHICH IS EVIL!!!
ALL YOU SPORTS FANS, AND ALL YOU JOCKS, YOU ARE ALL LOWER THAN SATAN'S TOE JAM!!!
I WANT ALL SPORTS FANS AND ALL JOCKS TO CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!! RIGHT NOW! AND I MEAN, LIKE, YESTERDAY!!!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!!