Hilarious thing happened on my last day of school.

[Nick]

A kid named Ben T. came and kicked me and said, "That's for four years of being a douche!!!!" then stalked off. I tell my friend, "I almost wanna go kick him and tell him, 'that's for fourteen years of being a JEW!'" My friend says, "I'll do it!" and runs over, kicks the kid, and yells, "That's for 14 years of being a jew!" Best part is we're all friends with the hall monitor's*daughter (She's awesome) so she didn't do anything, even though she was right there. =]

Also I got cake.

*Best word I could think of. She also comes to take kids to the office, etc.

And you guys say I sound like I condone bullying. Pshaw. Only reactionary bullying against kids who don't fit in with the 'in' crowd.

[Fat Man]

A kid named Ben T. came and kicked me and said, "That's for four years of being a douche!!!!" then stalked off. I tell my friend, "I almost wanna go kick him and tell him, 'that's for fourteen years of being a JEW!'" My friend says, "I'll do it!" and runs over, kicks the kid, and yells, "That's for 14 years of being a jew!" Best part is we're all friends with the hall monitor's*daughter (She's awesome) so she didn't do anything, even though she was right there. =]

Also I got cake.

*Best word I could think of. She also comes to take kids to the office, etc.

And you guys say I sound like I condone bullying. Pshaw. Only reactionary bullying against kids who don't fit in with the 'in' crowd.

You dirty little scum!

You dirty little fascist Nazi scum.

When that kid called you a douche, he was being too kind! You're a low-life Fascist Nazi sanctimonious scum-bag piece of dog shit!

So, you only condone reactionary bullying against kids who don't fit in with the "in" crowd.

Another words, nobody should ever dare to be different from you or your little "in" crowd. Anybody who doesn't share the same interests you have should be subject to reactionary bullying! Anyone who is not a sports fan, or anyone who prefers other interest outside of sports, or anybody who is Jewish.

Now you listen good, and listen tight, motha-fucka!

I'm in the process of converting to Judaism and most of my friends here in El Paso happen to be Jewish. I have always admired the Jewish culture because they place a far greater emphases on education and knowledge instead of sports. Most Jewish kids are better educated than white Anglo-Suxon trailer trash like you.

I have noticed that in our high schools, that most nerds and geeks are usually Jewish kids, so there is a definite element of antisemitism among the jocks who hate nerds and geeks and like to bully them around.

Of course, even stupid jocks know better than to go around saying that they hate Jews, so they just say that they hate nerds and geeks instead, which of course also includes Jews.

So, Nick! You're actually more stupid than a jock!

I didn't think that was possible, so, I guess, congratulations are in order.

Now go fuck yourself, eat shit, and die you little prick! Go crawl into a sewer and die you misbegotten bastard spawn of a sewer slug!

And I hope you choke to death on your cake!

[i_like_1981]

Don't fit in with the "in" crowd, you say? You're basically condoning all the bullying that's happened against the members of the board. I for one didn't fit in with the "in" crowd - I hated sports and knew nothing about the professional leagues or players. Yeah, the odd bit of poking fun or laughing at me could have been justified but the physical assaults were well out of line! I'm not going to bore you with any long stories about the violent behaviour of the bullies towards me. You probably have the basic gist of it anyway. But now, you come on here and start saying how great 4chan is, how it's cool to smoke weed and how it's okay to bully those who don't fit in with the "in" crowd. Did you ever think there might be some fucking assholes in the "in" crowd? By which I mean, most of them. They're a bunch of sheep, only following what everyone else does. Oh, and he might have kicked you and called you a douche (is this for a reason, might I ask?) but I wouldn't insult his religion. That has landed you in even deeper water on here now. If that were to happen to me I'd just say something sarcastic like "Oh, is it your time of the month now?". Sarcasm is the best way of dealing with things, not racial insults! Oh, but I forget, you're on good terms with the hall monitor - that makes it all acceptable! They're more than pleased to turn a blind eye to all this if you're the top jock of the school or if you know them as a friend. Sorry, do carry on with this. It must be okay if the hall monitor doesn't do anything about it! Stupid old me.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Nick]

You see, it's funny because you guys didn't notice I was being sarcastic when I said I only condone bullying of unpopular kids....

And even better, a teacher made me the cake because I was leaving. And the jewish kid got some, and we'd been cool for about three months. Then, out of the blue, he kicks me. I was all like, , then I was like, , then I was like .

...And this is the kid who repeatedly makes fun of Catholics, so 'tsall good.

[Earl]

Thanks for clearing up the misunderstanding, Nick. I understand that kids can horse around without being malicious. You've got to admit that board messaging on the Internet does pose a few problems. After all, there is no tone of voice, facial expression, and body posture (all of which play an important part in communication). We also don't know you personally. I once had this same sort of misunderstanding at another website in reverse. I thought that the other forum member was being sarcastic instead of being sincere. I reacted rather heatedly towards his post and later ended up apologizing to him.

I have one or more posts that I need to write at this website, but I'm extremely busy. Later when I have time ...

[Fat Man]

You see, it's funny because you guys didn't notice I was being sarcastic when I said I only condone bullying of unpopular kids....

And even better, a teacher made me the cake because I was leaving. And the jewish kid got some, and we'd been cool for about three months. Then, out of the blue, he kicks me. I was all like, , then I was like, , then I was like .

...And this is the kid who repeatedly makes fun of Catholics, so 'tsall good.

Catholics Eh?

Hey boys and girls! Can you all say Inquisition? Can you all say pedophilia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKg4HLsu5gE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LStcajxv ... re=related

And by the way . . . . . it wasn't the Jews who killed Jesus, it was the Romans who had him executed.

Also, my mother taught me how to read and write before I even started school, and by the time I was only in the 3rd grade I was already reading at the adult level. When I was a kid, science was my favorite subject, especially Astronomy, and I read about the 17 century Italian astronomer, Galileo, who was persecuted by the Roman Catholic Church and placed under house arrest for the remainder of his life, because his theories about the sun-centered solar system was in conflict with church doctrine.

So, I was only 10 years old when I knew about the Holy Office and the Inquisition which had tortured and murdered over 60 million people during the 700 year period from about 1100 to 1830 CE.

Now, I go to a reform synagogue on Saturdays for Torah Studies and Shabbot Services. My Rabbi, he supports science. He's against any attempts to insert creationism into any school science curriculum, and he says that science and religion should be separate endeavors. He supports the teaching of evolution. In fact, last year in February, we even honored the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin. So, my Rabbi is really cool. He accepts the teachings of modern science.

OK! That's all I'm going to say on that account! But you all get the general idea.

But for your comments against Jews, well . . . you're on my shit list Kiddo!

You're just a punk kid!

And if you continue carrying that shitty attitude with you into your adult years, then, one of these days, somebody is going to rip your head off and shove it up your ass face first, and piss down your neck!

You got that? JIMBO!!!

[Nick]

Well, hmm...

What about those Muslims who blow themselves up and hate America? Just like Catholic Priests who molest children, if a few Muslims blow themselves up does that mean they all do? And also, Fat Man, I hear that back in the 1600's people were just as sophisticated as they are now.

And you know all the people who say Jews killed Jesus are not frsrs (for serious), right?

[Fat Man]

Well, hmm...

What about those Muslims who blow themselves up and hate America? Just like Catholic Priests who molest children, if a few Muslims blow themselves up does that mean they all do? And also, Fat Man, I hear that back in the 1600's people were just as sophisticated as they are now.

And you know all the people who say Jews killed Jesus are not frsrs (for serious), right?

Yes, we all know about the Muzzies.

There was a time when Jews and Muslims were at peace with each other. No, they were not exactly on friendly terms, but there was relative peace between Jews and Muslims. Then the Roman Catholic Church with their Crusades stirred up a lot of shit between the Jews and the Muslims and they have been at war ever since.

I hope you took the time to view the two links I put up to the You Tube videos.

Also, most people back in the 1600 were not so sophisticated. back then, most people were illiterate. Very few people could read or write, and the average life expectancy was only about 40 years. Very few people lived into their 70s or 80s. The average person back in the 1600s was uneducated.

So, you don't know what in the fucking Hell you're talking about.

You don't know shit! PUNK!!!

[Nick]

The was supposed to convey sarcasm. From now on I'll use [sarcasm][/sarcasm] around sarcastic sentences to help you out, big guy.

[Fat Man]

The was supposed to convey sarcasm. From now on I'll use [sarcasm][/sarcasm] around sarcastic sentences to help you out, big guy.

I know all about sarcasm, but with you, every word that comes out of your mouth is a sarcasm.

You're so full of shit that the whites of your eyes are brown!

[Nick]

Haha, you see, [sarcasm]it's funny because of plagiarism.[/sarcasm] But no, only my pupils are brown. [sarcasm]Sorry to burst your belly.[/sarcasm]

(c wut i did thar?)

[Fat Man]

Haha, you see, [sarcasm]it's funny because of plagiarism.[/sarcasm] But no, only my pupils are brown. [sarcasm]Sorry to burst your belly.[/sarcasm]

(c wut i did thar?)

Just once, I would like to see you saying something intelligent.

But all you can do is come up with one-liners. What grade are you in?

Let me guess. You still in Kindergarten. Right?

I'm trying to present you with facts and all you can do is throw sand in my face like some retard sitting in a sandbox.

You're boring! You can't even come up with a good insult.

[Nick]

You said I'm like school in summer -- NO CLASS! (Me and some friends had a good laugh at that one by the way, thanks. )

And it's hard to respect you and respond intelligently when all you do is brag about reading young (I did too, and I skipped first grade. I'm not bragging about that here though, now am I?) and complain about how you were bullied in High School.

[Nick]

Oh, and insult people. Read my signature.

[i_like_1981]

You see, it's funny because you guys didn't notice I was being sarcastic when I said I only condone bullying of unpopular kids....

And even better, a teacher made me the cake because I was leaving. And the jewish kid got some, and we'd been cool for about three months. Then, out of the blue, he kicks me. I was all like, , then I was like, , then I was like .

...And this is the kid who repeatedly makes fun of Catholics, so 'tsall good.

It's not good to make fun of anyone because of their religion. But if you're going to criticise him for it then don't stoop down to his level by doing it back to him!

Sorry, I didn't realise you were sarcastic when you said that about "unpopular kids". But you can understand why some people get a bit touchy. I myself was definitely not the most popular kid in my school and had that fact rubbed in my face more than enough back in primary and high school. So I don't like seeing people condone this sort of behaviour; it makes me feel I somehow deserved it. Which I didn't, really.

Perhaps the "[sarcasm][/sarcasm]" tags would do you a bit of good on here. I hate to say it, but I can't really tell when you're being sarcastic or not because you have not really established a definite stance on the sports hating/bullying topic. I don't know what exactly you're trying to tell us on here.

Best regards,
i_like_1981