I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
Yeah, a half a dog tall, and a dog-and-a-half long!
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
Eyewitnesses reported seeing a pack of chihuahuas leaving the grounds of police headquarters just before daybreak. When Officer Bert Lopez reported for duty that morning and found his patrol car in the parking lot, he saw that it was beyond repair ...
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde