What is Worse then Sports: Sports Series

[Sergey]

If those were real, it would be more epic fail then shit. It would bring fail to whole a new level. I mean? Sports interfering with our shows wasn't enough? You really want to do that? I really want to punch the person who will make that possible? It would be the worst thing ever. It might not be Jerry Springer bad but you know? I really want to ban sports from schools, P.E. no, but team sports YES.


Edit: You realize the only people who mock my name are idiot American sports jocks? Ironic the country that defected off of Britain magically thinks its words are the perfect words.

[Earl]

Sergey, let's see how well they could do if they themselves had to learn a foreign language that even used an alphabet different from the one they had grown up with. I certainly might find that to be rather difficult myself. Try not to be discouraged. We're on your side.

[Sergey]

Sergey, let's see how well they could do if they themselves had to learn a foreign language that even used an alphabet different from the one they had grown up with. I certainly might find that to be rather difficult myself. Try not to be discouraged. We're on your side.

Sergey sounds like "Sirgay" so you know? I am just saying that they shouldn't mock other peoples language.

[Earl]

I agree. People who mock other people's language or their names are just showing how juvenile and dumb they really are. They're not clever enough to think of something more devastating to say. Try to laugh it off, if you can. They're not worth it. When I was growing up and was having to put up with jerks at school, my dad would tell me, "Don't let the b******s get you down." You have more class than they do.

[Lewis]

Sergey, I think your English is very good. I know I couldn't be able to spell Russian, you are very talented. I also hate how sports dominate T.V. and the cult around them.

[Sergey]

Sergey, I think your English is very good. I know I couldn't be able to spell Russian, you are very talented. I also hate how sports dominate T.V. and the cult around them.

Just try, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet

[Sergey]

I agree. People who mock other people's language or their names are just showing how juvenile and dumb they really are. They're not clever enough to think of something more devastating to say. Try to laugh it off, if you can. They're not worth it. When I was growing up and was having to put up with jerks at school, my dad would tell me, "Don't let the b******s get you down." You have more class than they do.

Here's a funny joke about Russian accents. "Sandvich, where is sandvich?" and "Damn vitch, damn vitch that incapacitated my teammates!"

[Sergey]

Besides, there is this sports fanatic and his friends. They criticize me for playing video games (he plays Halo... ) and guess what's the worst of it? He's related to me. Why is my mothers side of the family such sports fanatics? My dad only liked football (or as soccer as they call it here in America) but didn't care much for other sports. He just me in shape but didn't want me to enjoy sports. I can't stand how everyone thinks sports are good for you.

One, I don't want adrenaline.
Two, where's the fun if I have a broken nose?
Three, why should I be FORCED to play in a game I don't like. I'd like to see those chimpanzee teachers and their monkey friends try to even comprehend how to put in a hard drive into a computer, I'd like to see them to realize a difference between a screen and a computer.
Four, You realize how you have the biggest criminal ratio?
Five, I'd love to take my cousins joy, because trying to defect me isn't the best way to get me to like sports.

I hate P.E. at our school, the idiot kids there must make idiotic taunts, plus must they fucking state the obvious?! I hope P.E. is banned from school, I don't care what the jocks would think! Hell, I'd rather be with elitists then jocks. Since they have a brain, and I can use intellectual sentences.

[Ray]

I wish MY name was Sergey. That's a cool name. It's foreign and girls are CRAZY about foreign guys.

I didn't even think of the sir-gay angle before.

[Sergey]

I wish MY name was Sergey. That's a cool name. It's foreign and girls are CRAZY about foreign guys.

I didn't even think of the sir-gay angle before.

Yes, well it's pretty much only good in Russia, and maybe Ukraine. Americans aren't too fond of those names. But I'm in California, and the majority of the people in my school are Mexicans. Strange, the country full of immigrants mocks my name? I shut them up with those joke: "Si Senor, the tub is ready."

[Sergey]

I wish MY name was Sergey. That's a cool name. It's foreign and girls are CRAZY about foreign guys.

I didn't even think of the sir-gay angle before.

I'm also very white. The Mexicans from my school want me to be tan. Here is what I tell them. Shut up you Mexican twit. Your country is poor and full of idiots. I'm not going to be like them.

[Sergey]

I also send my symphony to Fat Man and his abusive teachers.

[Sergey]

I also miss Goyankee's idiocy, I bet no one will ever top him. He put Sandaman to shame!

[Fat Man]

I also send my symphony to Fat Man and he's abusive teachers.

Thank you very much, and God bless you.

[Sergey]

I also send my symphony to Fat Man and he's abusive teachers.

Thank you very much, and God bless you.

Hope he got a lawsuit after he was fired.