Anti-sports Songs

[Fat Man]

I came across this You Tube music video the is titled - I Hate Football Season Song - Like a Man. Like A Man is a song written and sung by Theresa Ryan. A fun song about how football season has stolen her man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djrS8C9ET4g

Here's another one, a You Tube music videos featuring sports bloopers.

The bloopers or mistakes of various sports Music: "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar Disclaimer: I do not own the clips or music in the video. I simply compiled them together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOAlftyjs3Y


I will post more anti-sports songs when I find them.

[Katrin]

A lot of anti-sports songs are made by football supporters. Well, I say "anti-sports", but I mean this is just rivalries between teams. There are a few major rivalries in the UK between football clubs, particularly in the larger cities which tend to have more than one football team. And here in Glasgow, there is one major rivalry which you can't get away from - Rangers and Celtic. Let me tell you something, you will not believe all the fuss that happens when there's a derby match between them. I tend to stay in bed nearly all day when it happens as I just can't stand leaving the house with all those bloody sheep out, about, and bleating forever! Oh my God. Then again, whenever football's on, I try to keep a low profile. There are other things to do in Glesga...

Here's an example of the football-related hooliganism we have round here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEutFphfrvM

It's what happens when the sports fans get a wee bit annoyed - they go and knock each other apart! Typical.

[Earl]

Good grief! What a bunch of lowlifes and mindless jerks! They remind me of the Nazi brownshirts and the Communist thugs battling in the streets of Berlin before Hitler took over Germany.

[Fat Man]

Yeah! I saw that video.

They had one guy down on the ground and they were kicking the holy crap out of him.

If this sort of thing keeps up, some of us will start demanding that laws be passed to ban football and shut down the sports arenas.

But then, the sports fans will go crazy and start burning down our cities and raping women in the streets, then we might end up living under Martial Law.

Either way, we're fucked!